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 Welcome to Round Two of the FFXV Kink Meme!

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Comments

Fem!Noctis/Gladiolus - pregnant sex/intimacy

[(Anonymous)]

The further into the pregnancy the better. Maybe Noctis can't sleep because of the baby, or she's had a rough day and her fave type of stress relief (besides when she and Gladio spar) is when they fuck. Or if they can't, just getting really intimate

Bonus points for
++Noctis being in the early stages of labor
+++the baby being on the larger side and quite active. This IS Gladio's kid afterall
+++++Gladio fawning on how gorgeous pregnancy has made her
++++++++++tummy massages from Gladio

Re: Fem!Noctis/Gladiolus - pregnant sex/intimacy

[(Anonymous)]

hnnng no promises but im deeply considering this

Noctis/any or Prompto/any, Kinky bdsm

[(Anonymous)]

I just want some really heavy bondage with one of our boys being the sub. Rope or cuffs. Hogties maybe? Gags. Blindfolds. Earplugs? Toys. Forced orgasms.

I don't mind if it's consensual or non-con. I'm just really waiting for a heavily kinky fic like this to come along!

Re: Noctis/any or Prompto/any, Kinky bdsm

[(Anonymous)]

All of the yes

Arenea/Any male, can't fight cause she's pregnant

[(Anonymous)]

Arenea is having a difficult pregnancy, and she's unable to fight because of it. This irritates her to no end, but please not to the point that she resents the baby or father. The baby is a good thing and she looks forward to being a bad-ass mom. How does she relieve her stress now that she's off the front lines? Is she a strategist now? Does she forget the war (and herself a little bit...) and pour her heart and soul into expected motherhood? Sex is a good stress relief, right?

Bonus points
+the father can be whoever you want (...except Ardyn. I would like the father present and active in her life) main character, side character or OMC, but if IGNIS is the father I will die a very happy OP.
++anywhere in the timeline is ok, but WoR era would put me over the moon!!

Re: Arenea/Any male, can't fight cause she's pregnant

[(Anonymous)]

hhHHHH YES

Gladio/Noctis, Gladio bends Noctis over the throne and fucks him

[(Anonymous)]

In a world where Noctis became King of Lucis without dying...

Noctis may be 30 and King, but he's still a brat. And it's still Gladio's job to keep him from being TOO much of a brat. Noctis gets a little sassy with Gladio one day, and Gladio decides to bend his King over the throne and fuck the attitude out of him.

Bonus point for
+Hair pulling
++Ass smacking
+++Gladio calling Noctis "Your Majesty" while he fucks him to the point of screaming
++++Noctis begging to come

Re: Gladio/Noctis, Gladio bends Noctis over the throne and fucks him

[(Anonymous)]

That... is some beautiful imagery, seconded!!!

Gen Chocobros, Prompto Wears Contacts To Hide MT Eyes

[(Anonymous)]

(Inspired by the Prompto's Contacts prompt I saw on here) Prompto wears contacts because he doesn't need his glasses anymore but after a while it's because gis MT heritage is starting to show

+++The bros visit one day and Prompto is just keeping his eyes covered because he lost his contacts and doesn't want them to see how his eyes are turning black and red

+++++The bros run into his adoptive mom who comea home early from work and is like "Sweetheart are you okay? You want me to get you more pairs?" and the mom is generally very loving and understanding of the situation and cares as best she can. The dad is a different story but the bros are glad to see the mom cares at least

Re: Gen Chocobros, Prompto Wears Contacts To Hide MT Eyes

[(Anonymous)]

Nice to see a meet the parents scenario where Prom's folks give at least half a shit about him, so seconded.

Gladio/Prompto + Clarus/Prompto Dub-con

[(Anonymous)]

Gladio and Prompto are in a relationship. Prompto goes to Gladio's house, but he's not home. Clarus invites him in anyway and through a strange series of events that Prompto can't quite wrap his head around, Clarus seduces Prompto. Well, maybe seduces isn't the correct word sense Prompto is pretty sure he doesn't want this but he's in too much of a state of shock and pure WTFness to really protest...so yeah. There Prompto is. Getting fucked six ways to Sunday by his boyfriends dad. Yep. I'm going to hell...

Noctis/Prompto + Dom!Ignis

[(Anonymous)]

Noctis and Prompto are in a relationship, but like to mix it up a bit sometimes. They invite Ignis over and let him dom them both. Noctis and Prompto love subbing for Ignis together and Ignis loves having two pretty little subs to make squirm for him.

Lite bondage, cock rings, mild spanking (nothing hard core, see DNWS) pet play, cross dressing, toys, blindfolds, gags of all kinds, praise kink, positive and encouraging dirty talk (again, see DNWS) any or all of the above plus any other kinky fun you can come up with. A few exceptions though...

DNWS: humiliation, intimidation, punishment kink, heavy impact play, pain play, slurs/insults (you dirty little whore, take it like the a slut, you've been a bad boy, etc) and any bodily fluids that do not typically belong in sex.

Re: Noctis/Prompto + Dom!Ignis

[(Anonymous)]

Ohh I love this Prompt! Seconded!

Crazy Cat Guy Ardyn

[(Anonymous)]

As cruel and sadistic as Ardyn is, he has a soft spot for one thing...CATS!!!
+Ardyn constantly caries around his pet cat Mr. Cuddlesworth (or something equally cheesy and ridiculous)
++Ardyn dresses his multiple pet cats in cute outfits (they hate it)
++++++++++++When Noctis arrives at the citadel for the final battle with Ardyn, there. Are. Kittens. EVERYWHERE!!! They play with the kittens together for a while before they start killing each other.

Re: Crazy Cat Guy Ardyn

[(Anonymous)]

What is this? This is amazing! This makes me happy!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm currently at the eye doctor, waiting for my eyes to dilate. So, indulge me, fam.

Prompto and/or Ignis getting their eyes examined, with all the fun it involves.

+if they've gone to the same place and use that as a way to bond. (Promnis is up to the author. Gen or no is cool with me.)

Ignis/any, sub!Ignis

[(Anonymous)]

Ignis has enough to deal with every day looking after Noct (and everyone else); he doesn't need it in his sex life as well. For that, he just needs someone to tell him what to do and make sure he does it. With a very firm hand.

+ people always assume Ignis is the Dom
++ introducing a third party to the relationship and they're shocked at first then very into it

Re: Ignis/any, sub!Ignis

[(Anonymous)]

Oooooooh... Dom!Prompto/Sub!Ignis + Switch!Gladio?

Gen or any - Ravus is also a party member

[(Anonymous)]

Saw this post going around tumblr about possible banter if Ravus was also on the road trip with the bro's and now I just want to see more of it! Fun abounds when Ravus is with your party.

+ Ravus hates everything
++ But he secretly loves being a part of the road trip
+++ To his own surprise
++++ Ravus going on quests/hunts with the bro's, collecting frogs, finding ore, picking vegetables; this is how the Chosen King is going to banish daemons and cure the starscourge?

FILL - Ravus Joins The Party

[(Anonymous)]

Endgame spoilers/Lore Spoilers/Everyone Nice Lives AU.
--

The first thing they'd asked him to do was get a new phone. He'd disappeared without a trace but who knows if they were tracking him.
Then he had to get rid his coat, they stowed it away in the Regalia and let him borrow Gladio's spare jacket.

Then they asked if he would take off the plating around his prosthetic. It was flashy, showed off who he was and a few people knew who he was just from rumours of his bad choice a month ago.

"You don't have to take your arm off, just the crested plate, it's too obvious." Ignis said, a lot softer than Gladio had demanded. "We'll keep it in the car where it'll be safe, but it's just far too eye-catching."

Ravus nodded, scowling down at his soup as Ignis worked the latches and belts keeping the heavy armour strapped to him.

"Oh neat, it's like, metal under there." Prompto said, snapping a picture without thinking. "Cool."

"Perhaps we should ask before we do that, Prompto?" Ignis chided, turning the metal in his hands.

"You needn't worry, I'm glad to be rid of the weight of it."

"I meant the photo."

"Ah."
--

"Can't I sleep in your car?" Ravus grimaced, adjusting his borrowed t-shirt's collar. "This tent is an utterly untenable situation."

"No way," Noctis said flatly. "Like you'd fit lying down in there anyway."
"I'm a perfectly acceptable height." Ravus frowned deeper, "Hardly a monstrous height at any rate."

"Dude, I can barely light flat in the back and you're almost a foot taller than me." Prompto rolled over in the tent, pillow cluched to his chest. "Just lay down and sleep."

"We've got a long day tomorrow, so please, we all need to rest." Ignis said, removing his glasses. "A hunt, then we're going to see if we can find you a shirt that fits."

"I hardly think it's my fault that no one stocks a men's shirt in my size out here." Ravus sat heavily on the mat. "Surely there's hunters with my width and breadth."

"They get that stuff in town" Gladio supplied, muffled under his own arm. "I asked Cor who asked at Meldacio and Dave said there's a really cool surplus store under a record store, near the armoury in Lestallum apparently."

"How convoluted." Ravus grimaced, sitting heavily as far as he could manage from the others.

"Don't wanna snuggle, Ravus?" Noctis pat the bedding near him, already in a slight tangle from Prompto's shifting. "Gets cold out here at night."

"I'll be fine over here." Ravus held in the hiss as he laid down a little too fast, but the thump made Prompto snicker.

--

"So you just wake up, brush it back and let it do whatever?" Prompto asked, leaning over the seat. "You don't put anything in your hair at all?"
"This is just how it is," Ravus ran a hand through his hair, it returned to it's previous position. "Should I be doing something do it?"
"Not everyone spends twenty minutes in the morning trying to replicate a bird butt." Gladio reached up, trying to ruffle Prompto's hair, laughing as he got a chop to the inner elbow.

--

"Ravus, would you mind giving me a hand over here?" Ignis asked sternly, peering around the corner in the bathroom where Ravus had been taking his sweet time on an extensive oral hygiene routine.

"Of course."

There was a heavy, metallic clatter and a panicked scream from the table as Ravus' arm flew through the caravan and landed on the dining table.

"Oh now, really?" Ignis very barely held in the temptation to stomp, and retrieved the lifeless metal arm. "This is helping?"

"You've all the hands I can spare at the moment." Ravus said cooly. Noctis snorted loudly from the booth. "You can have the other in a minute."

--

"Galivanting around the countryside." Ravus muttered under his breath, again.
"Do speak up, Ravus, you're mumbling." Ignis called from behind him, a heavy basket filled with wild potatoes in his arm. "You made a choice, pick or peel and you chose pick."

"Pick's the best one Iggy, get outside, sunshine, birds yelling." Prompto jogged up, putting another shirt-bucket full of potatoes into the basket. "And peeling sucks."

"Indeed it does." Ignis agreed, "So what part of feeding ourselves is frivolous, Ravus?"

"The part where his royal tradjesty needs to save the world but he's choosing to peel potatoes because he didn't want to give up his hand of cards." Ravus wiped the sweat off his brow, getting a smear of dirt from his gloves across his forehead. "Oh perfect."

"I think it's-white-not-gray here's had too much sun." Prompto gave Ravus' shoulder a pat, the pale skin pink and radiating heat "Oh wow, he is burning for sure."

"We'll get some sun cream at the coernix station while we sell some of the extra produce." Ignis smirked, watching Prompto press his fingers to Ravus' skin to watch it go from white to red again. "Perhaps we'll buy a hat as well."

--

Gladio threatened to hold Ravus' hand if he wandered off in the market again.
"I didn't wander off." He did as close to a pout as he could without it being obvious. "I simply stopped walking."

"Same thing, get over here." Noctis gestured to the stairs he was on. "Get you something less conspicuous."

"I don't think it counts as being inconspicuous if you say the word conspicuous outloud, bud." Prompto skipped down after Ravus, almost hitting his back.

There was a little bell jingle as they opened the door to the blessedly air-conditioned little store.

The place was floor to ceiling stacked with second hand clothing, leather goods, old war memorabilia and, Lucian army surplus stock from a few years back. There was a very modest selection of imperial uniform goods on the furthest back wall, a sliver of the red banner forced to hang around town visible through a rack of heavy leather straps.

"Boys, you break it you buy it." The cashier said sternly, looking Noctis up and down. "No tomfoolery in here."

"I assure you there will be none." Ignis said, nodding his head before going straight to look at a wide selection of daggers in the glass case beside the register. "Are these from Galahd?"

Prompto and Noctis began flicking through t-shirts on a rack.

"Come try some of these." Prompto held a t-shirt up, it was a faded long sleeve shirt supporting the Lestallum team in the Cleigne women's recreational soccer league from fifteen years ago. "I kind of want this one though."

"It'd be nice jammies, that's for sure." Noctis said, feeling the well-worn fabric between his fingers. "Do they have any more like it?"

"A stretched out medium for the one-hundred and twenty-fifth Leide farmer's fair?" Prompto held up the poor stretched and sun-faded shirt so the happy little carrots and cabbages faced Noct.

"Pass."

Ravus flicked through the massive array of shirts, most of them plain in the XXL section, a small victory he thought.

He felt a light press against his back.

"This oughta fit you." Gladio said, holding a jacket against Ravus' back. "There's a couple bigger ones, but this should be nice and snug, looks cool too."

"Thank you, Gladiolus." Ravus took the dark leather jacket gently. "That's something I hadn't thought of."

Noctis looked away for a moment then right back at him, "Do you think this'd fit Iggy?"

It was a dark purple shirt with possibly the most bootlegged Kenny Crow a human could possibly create.

Ravus winced and got back to searching, nothing had been a colour he liked, but he was approaching the white shirts now.

"I think I'd rather something still in white, I think it suits me." Ravus looked hard at one, seeing the deep-v and quickly moving the hanger to away.

"Good to know your colours dude." Prompto nodded. "Keep it simple."

"Oh my," Ravus extracted a shirt on a hanger, holding it up, and in faded gold and black it read:

ORACLE ASCENSION
Lady Lunafreya - 748

With a large image of his sister, smiling serenly at age sixteen on the back.
"Oh man you gotta get that one." Prompto said, reaching for it but Ravus stepped back.

"When we catch up to her she'll get a real kick out of it." Noctis said, smiling. "She sent me one of those when they came out!"

"I remember the dining room table was covered with the different prototypes of these..." Ravus smiled a little. "She was so worried seeming too childish in the ones where she was grinning."

"Don't suppose the photos from that shoot still exist?" Noctis asked, leaning over Prompto's shoulder.

"There's a few, back in Tenebrae in very safe hands." Ravus's smile cracked wider down at the picture of his little sister. "I'll get a plain one as well, but this is rather amusing."

"Good call." Prompto nodded.

--

"What in all the god's heavenly names are we doing in the swamp still?" Ravus groaned, the mud at his feet making it hard to run.

"I need more ore." Noctis shouted back over the rain. "Just one more, then we can hand it back to Dino and spend the night at the Cradle, I swear."

"You said that yesterday!" Prompto wailed, "My feet hurt!"

"I believe he's right this time," Ignis said, wearing Ravus' new-ish baseball cap to keep the rain off his glasses. "The information's good, those rocks are certainly the kind where it's found, it's just a matter of time and the pay off is massive."

"Better be for this slog through hell." Gladio said, picking up his pace to chase after Noctis who was warping over the mud.

"Ifrit," Ravus panted, "is said to have travelled through the underworld to save the goddess Eos." He huffed, a sick schlorp as he lifted his foot without his boot from the mud.

"How'd that end?" Prompto asked, clutching his shivering shoulders.

"Opinion-" Ravus shuddered, wetness suddenly soaking through his sock. "-Is divided."

--
At first, he'd had the thought that the night at the quay would be nothing but more cards, king's knight, sharing a bed with Prompto kicking his shins in his sleep and a nice warm-enough shower.

However, he found himself melting into the soft duvet over the bed.
"This is heavenly." Ravus said, hat falling off.

"After we've all showered we'll get dinner." Ignis said, sitting by his legs on the bed. "Noctis and Prompto have taken dibs on first however."

"Together?"

"We all do a lot of things together, I fear close-quarters had given us rather loose boundaries on privacy." Ignis adjusted his glasses, looking at Ravus' eyes go to the bathroom door when a muffled laugh and a shriek came from the occupied bathroom.

"I should go make sure they're not wasting soap, do you need anything?" He stood, taking a step to the bathroom, stopping when Ravus weakly raised a hand.

"Would you be so kind as to help me take my arm off when you return? I feel the energy draining from my body as I breathe." Ravus closed his eyes, cheeks going a little pink.

"Of course, won't be a moment." Ignis schooled his eyebrows back down the moment he felt them rise.

--

"Luna." Ravus said, his voice soft. "Are you well?" He adjusted the phone by his ear, smiling at the slight chuckle she gave.

"Very well, how are you? Are you fitting in with your new friends?" She said, smiling as Nyx across from her at the cramped dining table in their hotel room kissed her free hand.

Ravus was very thankful that he didn't put it on speaker right away.

"Well as can be expected, frankly I'm not sure I deserve it." He waved off Prompto who grabbed at his phone from where he was sitting with his dinner on the stone ground.

"You deserve kindness Ravus, you've made the right choice." She set the phone on the table, pressing the speaker. "Nyx is here, he's recovering very well."

"Glad to hear you're well, Ravus." Nyx said, chin resting on his hand.

Noctis reached over Ravus' shoulder, pressing the button for speakerphone.
"Hey Luna," He leaned on Ravus, "How's it going?"

"Hi!" Prompto said, clambering onto his knees to grip the arm of Ravus' chair.

"Hello Noctis, Prompto." Luna said, a laugh in her voice.

--

Gladio, Ravus found, was hardly the brute he'd thought. They were a similar-enough heights, though the difference in constitution, width and strength he couldn't deny.

He often read in the back of the car, Ravus trying desperately not to peer into the book to see what it was, the title didn't look promising he didn't want to read that but what else was he to do on a long journey stuck in the middle seat?

He carried Prompto in his arms a half-mile back to camp when he'd sprained his ankle tripping over his own feet, only laughing once he'd wrapped the wound.

He'd even helped Ravus himself at the weapons-truck, teaching him about weight and balance of a sword, a neglected lesson in the Imperial Army's gun training.

The car made a sudden stop, Ravus catching himself on the tail end of the center console, head nearly bashing into Prompto's.

Noctis jerked awake, stopping himself from tipping into the back of the seat in front of him.

"We've arrived, let's go make some money." Ignis stretched his arms over his head, sighing at the click his joints made.

It took them a good hour to get to the spot the group of beasts they were to take out.

"Alright, back to back as a group, don't let them in or itll be utter chaos." Ignis whispered, peering over a bush into the clearing. "Ravus take up between Gladio and I."

Ravus nodded, a little dumbly.

"Pay attention, grumpy." Gladio clapped him hard on the back, pulling him to stand.

--

Ravus could barely keep his eyes fixed on a single target, a swarm of uncontrollable beasts hardly his usual fare. He'd been born after the old war and trained quickly.

Four days watching Gladiolus taught him more about self-preservation than years under the Empire's training regime ever had.

Daemons were hideous maws with gnashing teeth trying to rend his flesh from his bones, he'd rarely encountered them outside of the cages at the Keep, never seem them free roaming closer than them prowling at the edges of the grounds from the library window in Tenebrae and never had someone step in front of him with a shield, stopping a beast from digging it's filthy claws into his stomach.

"Eyes OPEN!" Gladio shouted, pushing him further into the center of their circle, The rattle of the machinery Prompto hefted around a much more familiar sound than the clash of steel and claws.

--

"I'd like to apologize." Ravus said, jacket in Ignis' lap, button being replaced. "For how I froze earlier, I'm afraid I'm unused to such savagery or I suppose -" He took a hard gulp, looking down at the hot cocoa in his hands. "-any sort of battle against an untamed beast."

"You'll get used to it," Gladio said, mouth half-full of meat. "We'll pick up your training, take up some hunts in the dustbowl, less money but you need the hours."

"What do you mean untamed?" Ignis asked, his hand and needle stopping mid-air.

Ravus pulled his legs a little, the hard stone suddenly unbearable. He closed his eyes and sighed.

"I think there's some things I need to tell you about the Empire."
---
Inbetween snippets I'd watch like 4 videos then go do like 5 squats. It took a couple days because at one point "a video" became "4 episodes of buffy" for some reason.

[Gen or Noctis/Prompto] Prompto and Noctis go to a anime convention

[(Anonymous)]

Prompto convinces Noctis to go with him to anime convention saying that the entire time he is there he can be dressed up and nobody would notice that he's the prince. Noctis only agreed to the scenario if Prompto was also going to cosplay with him. They choose to go as their two favorite characters from the justice monsters franchise. Unfortunately the two characters that they go as have a huge shipping fan base and the two boys don't understand why they keep being asked to do weird poses together by girls who want to take pictures of them.

Re: [Gen or Noctis/Prompto] Prompto and Noctis go to a anime convention

[(Anonymous)]

+10000000000000000000

I need this SO MUCH

Gen or OT4 - Role Swap AU

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to see some AU where Gladio is the prince of Lucis, and Ignis is his Shield. Prompto is Gladio's advisor, while Noctis is his best friend.

Re: Gen or OT4 - Role Swap AU

[(Anonymous)]

Do want. S E C O N D E D

13 reasons why promptis edition

[(Anonymous)]

So
Prompto kill himself and noctis receive 13 tapes recorded by prompto explaining the reasons for his death.

Maybe they were dating maybe they weren't. It's up to you all details.

++++ if gladio and/or ignis are one of those reasons, you decide obv.

It could noctis dead and prompto receive the tapes if you want but i prefer prompto dead c.c

It's not even important if you have less or more than 13 tapes

Make me suffer guys

Luna/Iris

[(Anonymous)]

I'm bored and I wanna see a ship I've never seen before. So Luna and Iris.

Do what you will with this ship. Except maybe "Oh, but we're both girls so we can't be in love." Unless it's like, Luna worrying about continuing the line of Oracles or something. Or y'know, it could be an AU where she doesn't even have to think about it.

Worries about the age difference would be good.

But anything is fine.

Gen Gladio + Noctis, Noctis Trapped In Gralea Lodgings

[(Anonymous)]

I'm playing the part of the game where Noctis has the ring and you use it to get through a Gralea base and I'm staying in the lodgings

I'd like to see Noctis locks himself in because he's scared about using the ring, having been swallowing up demonic energy trying to get the elevator to work. Gladio finds him and tries to get him out, to help him stop using the ring, but he's too late and Noctis is scared the ring will make him swallow up his friends

Re: Gen Gladio + Noctis, Noctis Trapped In Gralea Lodgings

[(Anonymous)]

I might just have to add this to my list, because it prompts a much-needed conversation in which Gladio would say something along the lines of "sorry for being a total douche by trying to force you to wear a magic ring that kills you before you were ready to face something like that."

Gen - Cor pretends to be a Chocobro

[(Anonymous)]

Cor kidnaps one of the Chocobros and incapacitates them (ties up?/clubs over the head with a kenny crow plush?/murders?/eats????). He then dresses up like them and joins the rest of the bros. Somehow they don't notice.

EMBRACE THE CRACK, ANONS

++++He pretends to be Prompto poorly by cramming chocobos into every sentence

Re: Gen - Cor pretends to be a Chocobro

[(Anonymous)]

dkjasfkadhjf omg!! I can imagine Noctis going "Wow Prompto, what mighty tits you have" and damn I love this crack prompt already. Seconded! ^o^

Someone gives Ignis a cane that's actually meant for blind people

[(Anonymous)]

And tosses that stupid walking stick over the side of the Lestallum cliff.

Bonus points for:

+ said person bitching out whoever the idiot from Altissia was who thought that giving a walking stick, that's meant to help someone who has mobility problems, to someone with vision problems, was a good idea.

+ Ignis can now get around much easier now that he has the proper tool, and instructions on how to use it, and realizes that although the person who gave him the walking stick in Altissia had good intentions they inadvertently stacked the deck against him by giving him something that was too short to help him navigate terrain or prevent him from bumping into things.

Re: Someone gives Ignis a cane that's actually meant for blind people

[(Anonymous)]

YES PLEASE

RIP shitty walking stick
R. I. P.

Gen Chocobros (Gladio/Ignis) + Hide In Gralean Base

[(Anonymous)]

I'm playing the section where Noctis has the option to hide from the enemies in the base, and I was wondering what if Gladio and Ignis were with him?

++Gladio panicking because he might be too broad to fit in the hiding spot

+++Ignis being pulled every which way because they have to manhandle him into the hiding spots

+++++Gladio whispering to Ignis to calm him down from the auditory overload he must be feeling from being in such a tight space

+++++Almost getting caught because Noctis sees Prompto struggling in the arms of an MT and almost rushes to save him when he realizes he can't because he doesn't have weapons only the ring, and he doesn't want to risk sucking up Prompto too if he uses it

Re: Gen Chocobros (Gladio/Ignis) + Hide In Gralean Base

[(Anonymous)]

That could be interesting so +1

aranea/biggs/wedge, double penetration

[(Anonymous)]

it's up to you if they have one hole each or if both of them are sharing one hole

but i am really thirsty for some risky no-protection and loving sex with these three

++++ the risk of pregnancy turns them on
+++++ they're in a polyamorous relationship
+++++++ they're both hung

Brot4, Kill Marry Fuck

[(Anonymous)]

The bros are bored and decide to play Kill, Marry, Fuck.

Prompto/Gladio, Foot massage

[(Anonymous)]

Prompto always complains that his feet hurt in the game.

I want Gladio to give him a foot massage in the hotel room at the end of the night. Except that Prompto is really too into it and starts making awkward sexy moans.

+If Gladio already has a secret crush on Prompto
++If Noct knew and put Gladio up to it like "Oh yeah Glad is rly good at that" or something similar
+++If Noct and Ignis decide to leave the room because they are too uncomfortable and the foot massage descends into sexy times.

Re: Prompto/Gladio, Foot massage Part: 1

[(Anonymous)]

“My feet hurt.”

“That’s 20th time you’ve complained Prompto, and we’re in a car” commented Ignis in a deadpanned tone, eyes fixed on the road and hands gripping the wheel properly.

“Don’t forget to mention that the only time we’ve walked has been to pick up herbs on the ground.” came the muffled and sleepy voice of one traitorous prince.

“You know what, I hate you guys. You just don’t understand--”

“Oh no, we understand. You picked the pretty shoes. Those shoes are now pinching your feet and you can barely make it two steps.” began Noctis, sitting up a bit straighter and looking amused at his blonde haired friends scandalized look.

“I’ll have you know that these are--”

“Can you two girls stop bickering for one second? Ignis has gone through four cans of Ebony in a 2 hour ride and I’ve had to reread the same three lines more than the amount of times any sensible and literate person should have to.” the burr of Gladiolus’ voice said cutting through the bickering.

“Indeed, I hadn’t quite noticed this was my fourth can.” admitted Ignis a bit sheepishly. Prompto was quick to perk up and turned around to look at Gladio, grinning at him innocently.

“Sorry big guy, my traitorous best friend” began Prompto, pouting at Noctis pointedly. “Just hurt my feelings with his poisonous traitorous words of backstabbingness.”

“That’s some of the most heinous Lucian spoken, and I’m the epitome of heinously speaking Lucian.” was the quick response answered back, that again made Prompto pout harder.

“What? I can’t believe this! Iggy, my Lucian isn’t that bad right?” cried out Prompto turning to look over at their designated driver. Said man was quickly finishing his fourth can, and could already feel a tick forming.

“If I answer that in any positive way, I will be charged for treason. So I’ll just say that you’re a bit rough ‘round the o’s and the r’s, and maybe too soft on the a’s.”

That immediately had Gladiolus guffawing in the backseat and Noctis curling up smugly in his spot. Prompto would remember this betrayal vividly, he swears to himself as he settles into his seat to sulk.

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Reaching the Tealpar had never been sweeter for the quartet, who piled out of the car with the speed of a Cactuar. Noctis limped his way towards the front desk of the Three Z’s Motel, Ignis talking to the owner for their lodging. Gladiolus stepped out of the car taking the time to pop his back into place, stretching his arms and back muscles slowly as he took in the damp air of the Duscae’s tropical region. He turned to look over his shoulder at the last of them that lingered in the car. Prompto’s brow was furrowed and his head ducked down a bit with a frown, feet sitting on the parking lot’s gravel.

“Hey, what’s the matter?”

Looking up the blonde merely offered him a tired smile, corn blue eyes just shy of looking almost lavender in the sunsets rosy light. He seemed exhausted, and a little pained.

“Hey big guy. I, uh, wasn’t kidding when I said my feet hurt.” he explained sitting up a bit more as Noctis and Ignis both approached, looking concerned.

“Prompto, if something has happened, it would be in all our interests to find out now. Are your shoes hurting you badly?” asked Ignis, already pulling out his bank book, jotting down a few notes.

“No way! It’s not the shoes. Uhm, remember when we were fighting those sabertusks? That there were those three albinos? Well, I was so focused on getting them and--well I hadn’t spotted the one near me and it managed to grab at my feet and kinda--tugged? I shot it before anything bad happened! But like… my feet have been really sore since then.” replied Prompto, looking embarrassed.

Ignis’ brows rose for a moment before they furrowed and the dirty blonde frowned deeply. Noctis seemed to have also realized what their companion was implying and crossed his arms in distress.

“Promp, that was like 8 hours ago! You’ve seriously been walking around with potentially damaged feet?” asked the prince looking displeased, and worried. They hadn’t walked too much, but had stopped enough times and fought enough wily animals to have at least effectively been causing Prompto more than due pain.

“No, I checked them, they weren’t bleeding! I just… it feels like, they’re sore? The muscles. That’s all! I swear, if I’d been really hurt or something, I would have used the potion Iggy told me to carry! Promise!” answered the blonde back, looking sheepish and embarrassed.

“Well, that’s still pretty bad Prompt. If you’re muscles are sore, that could be that they stretched something out real bad.” explained Gladiolus, looking just as bothered as Noctis and Ignis. The idea made the blonde flush from both embarrassment and a little joy. His friends really cared about him.

“I just didn’t want to slow us down.” he told the others softly, hearing Ignis heave a sigh.

“Well it shouldn’t be too bad, you can still feel all your toes yes?” at Prompto’s immediate nod, the bespectacled man nodded towards Noctis. “Noct, support Prompto on one side, Gladio y--"

“Let Gladio get the stuff for a massage.” began Noct seamlessly over Ignis’ command, looking at the other man with pointed eyes. The dirty blonde furrowed his brow for a moment before realization dawned on him.

“Oh, of course. You’re right. Gladiolus, you know more about muscle relaxants and such than I would. Pick out whatever would be best for this.” he offered, heading to support Prompto on his other side. Gladiolus nodded, looking a bit confused at the change in plan, but not displeased.

“Kay, Get him out of those tight pants and into somethin’ a little looser, preferably shorts. If they pulled muscle, they probably pulled ligaments way higher than just his toes and ankle. I wanna check your knee.” explained the larger man as he accepted the gil that Ignis proffered to him.

“Right, we’ll get right on it.” answered their prince as he began to lead Prompto towards their booked room. Ignis was quick to take out their room key and unlock the door, helping Noctis sit the gunner down.

“I will go collect our things. Prompto, I suggest you take off our shoes and pants. Noct, help him wipe down, please?” requested the advisor as he briskly walked out of the room to get their things. The dark haired prince grunted an affirmative, patting Prompto’s shoulder as he made his way towards the bathroom.

“You guys seriously don’t have to do this!” called out Prompto embarrassed, beginning to slip off his boots and socks. He kicked off his pants and winced at his right foot. It did look a bit bruised.

“Chocobo print boxers? Seriously Pom-prom?” asked Noctis in amusement as he returned with a warm damp cloth and handed it to the blonde. Sticking out his tongue, Prompto began to wipe down his legs, starting with his left that didn’t feel quite as pained, and then his right.

“Like you’re one to talk? You’ve got the worst taste in shirts.” replied the gunner with a grin, feeling Noctis flop next to him on the bed. Not a few minutes later came Ignis and behind him the towering form of Gladiolus. Said man came in bearing a small shopping bag.

“Managed to smooth talk the cashier into giving me a bandage to wrap around your feet and some soothing gel. It’s kinda close to the stuff I used in Insomnia.” explained the bigger male as he closed the door behind himself.

“Well, Prompto’s cleaned his legs. You’re ok with boxers right?” asked Noctis lazily as he sat himself up to move towards the other bed. Ignis sat himself at one of the couches available at the foot of the beds, pulling out his mobile to flick through and read the news.

“Eh, as long as it doesn’t bother you Gladio?” asked Prompto, grinning playfully at the older man, who merely raised a brow and offered said blonde a toothy smirk.

“That’s kind of a forward question kid. But if you really want to kno--”

“Keep it PC gentlemen, I am not in the mood to hear locker talk.” replied Ignis as he scrolled through his phone without looking towards the duo.

“You heard mama Ignis. Chop chop Gladio, get to fixing my friend. I need him in one piece before tomorrow.” ordered Noctis lazily, already allowing his eyes to slip shut. Prompto smiled at the prince’s shield in his open and energetic way, and Gladiolus couldn’t help but return the gesture before taking out the healing gel he’d purchased.

“It’ll feel a bit like eating mint, so don’t get too shocked.” answered the larger man as he coated his hands in the slippery substance. The gunner offered a playful attempt at coy and stretched out his bruised foot with a wince.

Ardyn/Noct - "The king made to kneel. In pain, he crawls."

[(Anonymous)]

Y'all, my mind went to dirty, dirty places when I heard that line, lol. (And also, I love that Ardyn just casually announced his intention to hurt Noctis and they still agreed to travel with him, no big deal). :-P

Anyhoo. Yass. Noctis kneeling to Ardyn and/or being made to crawl everywhere, or in too much pain to walk properly. My body is ready.

Re: Ardyn/Noct - "The king made to kneel. In pain, he crawls."

[(Anonymous)]

Mmmm yeah... srly every line Ardyn says sounds so damn sexual.

Gen The Chocobros become Chocobos

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Somehow, the guys are all turned into chocobos. Was it Noctis' magic, Ardyn, one of Ignis' new recipes? Do they have to continue their journey like this or begin an epic quest to recover their old bodies? Do people try to ride them? Or catch them? The possibilities are endless.

Re: Gen The Chocobros become Chocobos

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Luna/Noctis or Gen, Mythology AU

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Moon goddess Luna falls in love with the beautiful but lazy shepard Noctis. Offering him a wish, anything his heart desires, he wishes to sleep forever. She tries to dissuade him, but he's stubborn, and she did promise anything, so she is bound by the law of the gods to grant it. Now it's up to the shepard's friends to free him from his eternal slumber.

Inspired by this : http://kazune-ki.deviantart.com/art/selene-endymion-674348007

Re: Luna/Noctis or Gen, Mythology AU

[(Anonymous)]

this could be interesting so +1