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UPDATE 12/30/16: I'm looking for some help! Details here. (I'm always looking for more pinners; this is an open invitation.)
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UPDATE 1/28/17: We've opened up a Drabble Tree post! Go check it out.
UPDATE 2/21/2017: ROUND ONE IS CLOSED FOR PROMPTS. Please feel free to continue posting fills. Round Two will open for prompts and fills on 3/1/2017.
CLOSED for prompts | OPEN for fills
Please have a look at the extended rules here.
The important rules in short:
- Post anonymously.
- Negative comments on other people's prompts (kink-shaming, pairing-bashing etc.) and personal attacks of any kind will not be tolerated.
- One prompt per comment. Warnings for common triggers and squicks are encouraged, but not required.
- Prompts should follow the format: Character/character, prompt.
- Keep prompts to a reasonable length; prompts should not be detailed story outlines.
- Fills should have the word "Fill:" at the start of the subject line.
- Otherwise please avoid changing the subject line.
Please direct any questions or report any problems to the Ask a mod post.
Prompt, write, draw, comment, and most importantly have fun!
(You can also check out our Pinboard for Filled or Unfilled prompts)
UPDATE 12/30/16: I'm looking for some help! Details here. (I'm always looking for more pinners; this is an open invitation.)
I've added/clarified some rules to make life easier to my pinners. Please refrain from changing the subject lines except when filling or updating a fill. It makes it easier for us to keep track of what we've already looked at. Thank you so much!
UPDATE 1/28/17: We've opened up a Drabble Tree post! Go check it out.
UPDATE 2/21/2017: ROUND ONE IS CLOSED FOR PROMPTS. Please feel free to continue posting fills. Round Two will open for prompts and fills on 3/1/2017.
Noctis + Bros + the Dream Egg - Questionably Oviposition
Date: 2017-02-22 06:45 am (UTC)There is an egg lying next to him.
He doesn't know how it got there.
He thinks he might know how it got there.
He hopes that isn't how it got there.
Re: Noctis + Bros + the Dream Egg - Questionably Oviposition
Date: 2017-02-22 07:28 am (UTC)Re: Noctis + Bros + the Dream Egg - Questionably Oviposition
Date: 2017-02-22 07:32 am (UTC)Re: Noctis + Bros + the Dream Egg - Questionably Oviposition
Date: 2017-03-05 01:54 pm (UTC)"Oh? Ask away."
"But it's.. it's weird, so I need you to focus on not judging me on this one, okay? I'm not stupid, I'm not crazy, but I really need a second opinion here."
"I'm confused, but intrigued."
"And don't laugh."
"I'm not going to laugh at you, Noct. What's the matter?"
"...Can humans lay eggs?"
Ignis stares for a good thirty seconds before he answers. "No. Humans do not lay eggs."
"But can they? With... I don't know, magic? Science? Something?"
"Not that I know of. Noctis, why are you asking me this?"
"...There's an egg."
"And this egg, it's... where, exactly?"
"In my bed. I had this dream, I was in Altissia and they were celebrating chocobos and moogles for some reason, there was dancing and races and fireworks.. and when I woke up, boom, there's a fucking egg next to me." Noctis reaches into his pocket and produces the aforementioned fucking egg.
It's small and warm, with a smooth, glossy black shell. Ignis looks it over, partly horrified, partly amused, and completely confused. The disturbing implications of the prince laying an egg were bad enough without it being of a distinctly royal color.
He's silent for a long while, carefully holding it in his palm. The dead air begins to upset Noctis as he frets over what Ignis must be thinking, and he begins to ramble. "I don't want to think I actually laid this egg but I can't think of any other explanation, maybe the Crystal is doing it to make sure I continue the bloodline? Or maybe it's.. like an Egg of Light or something like that? I don't even know what to do. Do I hatch it? How do I hatch it, I can't sit on it like a bird does. What if it's a daemon egg, and some demon implanted it in me while I was asleep? And where the hell did it actually come out of me, did I shit an egg? ... Ignis? .. Ignis. You're not even listening, are you?"
Ignis continues staring in awe at the egg. "That's it...I've come up with a new recipe."
Re: Noctis + Bros + the Dream Egg - Questionably Oviposition
Date: 2017-03-05 02:00 pm (UTC)