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UPDATE 1/28/17: We've opened up a Drabble Tree post! Go check it out.
UPDATE 2/21/2017: ROUND ONE IS CLOSED FOR PROMPTS. Please feel free to continue posting fills. Round Two will open for prompts and fills on 3/1/2017.
CLOSED for prompts | OPEN for fills
Please have a look at the extended rules here.
The important rules in short:
- Post anonymously.
- Negative comments on other people's prompts (kink-shaming, pairing-bashing etc.) and personal attacks of any kind will not be tolerated.
- One prompt per comment. Warnings for common triggers and squicks are encouraged, but not required.
- Prompts should follow the format: Character/character, prompt.
- Keep prompts to a reasonable length; prompts should not be detailed story outlines.
- Fills should have the word "Fill:" at the start of the subject line.
- Otherwise please avoid changing the subject line.
Please direct any questions or report any problems to the Ask a mod post.
Prompt, write, draw, comment, and most importantly have fun!
(You can also check out our Pinboard for Filled or Unfilled prompts)
UPDATE 12/30/16: I'm looking for some help! Details here. (I'm always looking for more pinners; this is an open invitation.)
I've added/clarified some rules to make life easier to my pinners. Please refrain from changing the subject lines except when filling or updating a fill. It makes it easier for us to keep track of what we've already looked at. Thank you so much!
UPDATE 1/28/17: We've opened up a Drabble Tree post! Go check it out.
UPDATE 2/21/2017: ROUND ONE IS CLOSED FOR PROMPTS. Please feel free to continue posting fills. Round Two will open for prompts and fills on 3/1/2017.
Fill 2/2 Re: Ardyn/Noctis Ardyn reads porn
Date: 2017-02-21 12:54 pm (UTC)---
Noct slammed open the door to one of the main control rooms. His shirt was in bloody tatters, he held one of the MT soldiers' guns in his right hand, and his eyes flickered violet like the stuttering flash of a dying street light.
"Yippee ki yay, motherfucker," he said through his teeth, aiming the gun at the crowd of lurching MT soldiers before him.
"My darling love," the rogue pirate, Rose of the Five Seas, titted down the stairs in a dashing red silk shirt and nothing else. Her brown legs glowed gold in the firelight. "Come, and let me take thy maiden's sweet nectar upon my tongue, and know the taste of bliss."
"Oh, Rose!" the Countess cried, rending her bodice in twain with all the force of her heart's enduring passion. Rose stared at her and ran a tongue along plump, full lips.
"That bodice cost me four hundred gil," she said at first, then shook her head. Her boobs echoed her head's movement, swaying from side to side, like the sea. "No mind. I shall take you in my arms, oh, Countess, and show you the true meaning of pleasure."
Noct flung the gun on the ground when he saw the white-robed figure hunched in the middle of the room, kneeling on the cold metal floor. When he approached, General Ravus turned tormented eyes to the King.
"Make him stop," he said, in a broken voice.
Noct set his mouth in a grim line and nodded. "I will. Want to help me?"
"Please." Ravus handed Noct a sword--His father's sword, he realized, as his fingers curled around the familiar hilt--and straightened. The two men gripped each other's forearms in unspoken sympathy, and all of the hatred and fear and grief of their former lives fell away, leaving room only for their true and singular purpose.
"I've been shooting out the loudspeakers as I go," Noct said, shortly. Ravus nodded.
"Good man."
---
They met Gladio and Ignis just as Ardyn was getting to the halfway point of the novel. Noct was beginning to wonder if Ardyn didn't need to sleep, or eat, or even breathe. How else could he keep going, hour after hour, night after endless night?
Shit. He was even starting to think like the book.
"It's bullshit," Gladio said, when they met up. "I can't believe he's reading from the unlicensed spinoff."
"Gladio," Noct said, in a short voice. "Please. Not... right now. Let's just go get Prompto."
"Hear, hear," Ignis whispered.
The strap-on that the Countess wore was magical indeed, Ardyn continued, as though they weren't there. For when it entered the depths of Reginald's perfectly round globes, the Highlander felt pleasure like unto which he had never before encountered. Like a pod of breaching porpoises his desire grew, bursting forth from him with each hard thrust of his delightful, beautiful goddess of a Countess...
---
Noct switched the locking mechanism that held Prompto to his restraints, and Gladio leapt forward, catching the gunner in his arms. Prompto knelt there a moment, hands tight on Gladio's shoulders, head bowed while he tried to regain his breath. Down the hall, Ravus stood guard, watching for straggling MT patrols.
"I... can't believe it," Prompto gasped.
"I'm so sorry, Prom," Noct said. "I never wanted to leave you behind. I... I'm so..."
"I can't believe he's reading the unlicensed spinoff," Prompto said, glaring up at Gladio. "The author didn't publish that book for a reason."
Noct froze.
"I know, Prom," Gladio said.
"There's no way Lymont would betray Reginald just because his estranged mother ordered him to!"
Noct turned to Ignis with a faint groan of despair, and his advisor sighed and patted his hair absently.
"I think you'll find, said Ardyn, his voice crackling in the broken loudspeaker overhead, "That she foreshadows his betrayal in book three, when Lymont rescues the Countess from the ninja assassins, and she sees the ring on his left forefinger--"
"Bullshit!" Prompto said. "I told you days ago, that was just her wishing she could marry all six of her lovers! Gods, fake fans make me sick, Gladio."
"You're telling me," Gladio said, helping the blonde to his feet. "Come on, sunshine. Let's find him and give him a piece of our mind."
"Finally," Noct whispered, stepping out of Ignis' hold. He hefted his sword in his hand and turned his determined, steely-eyed gaze to the other end of the hall. "Let's end this."
---
Ravus lives through SHEER SPITE, because like HELL is he going to let the last thing he hears be a loving description of Reginald's rock-hard thighs.
Re: Fill 2/2 Re: Ardyn/Noctis Ardyn reads porn
Date: 2017-02-21 03:00 pm (UTC)A++ would nearly choke again
Re: Fill 2/2 Re: Ardyn/Noctis Ardyn reads porn
Date: 2017-02-21 04:27 pm (UTC)Re: Fill 2/2 Re: Ardyn/Noctis Ardyn reads porn
Date: 2017-04-15 06:27 am (UTC)