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Dec. 7th, 2016 04:06 am
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From: (Anonymous)
Noctis doesn’t remember becoming friends with the chocobo-butt hair hyperactivity that is Prompto Argentum, but one afternoon as the final school bell rings and Noctis peels his daydreams from the desk just in time to witness Prompto crashing into the classroom like a puppy skidding on four left feet, he realises that he has made a friend nevertheless. By now, the other students know to allow plenty of space for Prompto to flounder into the room, and Prompto laughs self-consciously as he weaves between the desks before plonking himself into the chair nearest Noctis.

“Dude, you slept through last period again, didn’t you?” Prompto says, pointing to the dried dribble of saliva that Noctis hasn't yet managed to wipe from his cheek. “We gotta get some caffeine in you or something. Have you tried that coffee shop down on Fourth Avenue? Ahh man, it’s to die for.”

“The coffee or the barista?” Noctis teases, shoving his unopened books back into his bag. He can already hear Ignis sighing about wasting his education from across the city, but Noctis doesn’t care right now.

Prompto squawks, following him out of the classroom. “Hey, I said nothing about a barista!”

“Right,” Noctis drawls, pretending not to see Prompto’s freckles disappear beneath the rising scarlet of his face. Ignis will already be waiting by the schoolyard with the car, but that doesn’t mean they can’t take a detour before heading back to Noctis’ apartment. “You wanna hit it up?”

“What - no - you know me.” Prompto laughs, shoving Noctis playfully. “Awkward idiot who can’t flirt to save his life right here.”

“I meant the shop, but sure, got anything else to tell me about this non-existent barista?”

Prompto’s fish-out-of-water expression never fails to entertain. “Nooooooct.”

Noctis laughs. “You said it, not me.”

I hate you.

“Uh-huh.”

You’re so mean to me.

“I know,” Noctis says before shoving Prompto into the car.

If Ignis overhead Prompto’s woeful accusations, then he says nothing about it as the teenagers scramble into the back. They exchange their usual pleasantries, Prompto bumbling in Ignis’ presence as always. Considering Prompto doesn’t have a single qualm against bursting into the classroom as though he’s about to break out into song, his shyness is a paradox that Noctis is yet to understand. Noctis is by no means an extraverted individual himself, but he does not present himself as one. On the other hand, Prompto seems both seamlessly anxious and outgoing, even around people like Ignis, who he has conversed with many times.

Noctis likes him though. Prompto is refreshing in his world of royal duties and expectations. Ignis and Gladio seem to appreciate his company as well, once they persuaded Noctis to introduce them properly, at any least. Poor Prompto had looked like a mouse in a trap when Noctis had gathered everybody in his apartment, and that was before Gladio yanked him into a headlock to make friends the only way he knows how - physically, with a lot of hugging and laughing and roughhousing on the living room floor. Despite Gladio being Gladio, Ignis is the one who seems to intimidate Prompto more. Noctis can understand this completely - Gladio may be physically daunting and a little coarse around the edges, but he is a shield in form and name. Ignis is the one to watch out for, the merciless precision of the lance through and through.

Noctis has lucked out with his Weapons - with his friends. He doesn’t have the words to explain how much they mean to him, but he hopes they understand. Prompto, too, has wiggled himself into Noctis’ life with such ease that Noctis looks back on the time without him and feels an absence. It reminds him of that awkward period before partnering with Ignis, before meeting and training with Nyx, and though Noctis can hardly remember a time when Gladio wasn’t at his side, it is like then, too, when Noctis hadn’t even known what he was missing.

The problem is - Noctis doesn’t know if Prompto’s a Weapon, and that makes all the difference.

“Can’t hurt to ask,” Gladio assures, lifting a shopping bag out of the boot of the car and dumping it into Noctis’ arms. “Help me with this lot, would ya? Only Bahamut knows how Iggy needs all this stuff. And if Prompto says no, then that’s that. No harm done.”

“What if he says yes?”

Gladio shoves another bag towards Noctis. “Depends, dunnit? Why d’you want him to?”

“You know why,” Noctis grumbles, accepting his fate as a trolley as Gladio continues to unload the car.

“Surprise me,” the Shield deadpans, a carton of eggs crunching precariously in his grasp.

“No.”

“All right then, so you don’t need me and Iggy to persuade the council - and the King, of course - to allow you to partner with an untrained civilian Weapon with a somewhat questionable background who you’ve known for not even a year.”

Noctis’ mouth opens - and then shuts. “Look -”

Gladio slams the boot shut, dastardly smug with himself.

“That would be great,” Noctis admits, knees wobbling at the expression. He’s so goddamn weak to Gladio’s smile; part of him just wants to keep his gorgeous bodyguard in a glass box and stare at him forever, as weird as that sounds; appreciate his stupid laugh and his stupid face and love him from afar.
Noctis bites back a curse. Words are dumb and feelings are dumber. He wonders if Prompto would even want to bond with a Meister like him.

“Come on dipshit,” Gladio says, nudging the Prince towards the apartment complex. “I ain’t got all day.”

That is news to Noctis, who is under the belief that his Shield does nothing but spend all day, every day fulfilling his duties to the Prince. “You’re not staying for dinner?”

“Nah,” Gladio replies. “Iggy’s in though. I’ve got a date tonight.”

Sheer dumb luck saves Noctis from tripping over the stairs. “You - what? Why?”

“What sort of question is that? ‘Cause she’s cute, obviously. Don’t look at me like that, I’m not gonna skip my duties or anything.”

“You’d never do that,” Noctis blurts, and Gladio says, huh, as though he hadn’t expected Noctis to say that. Noctis can’t imagine why he would think that, which leads him to wonder if he is reading Gladio wrong. However, by the time he thinks to say anything about it, they have delivered the groceries to Ignis and Gladio has ducked out of the apartment again, and the door clicking shut behind him has an awful finality in Noctis’ mind.

“Is something the matter, Your Highness?”

“No,” Noctis says, but that isn’t true. In fact, there are a couple of things bothering him, and at least Ignis can help him with one: “D’you think Prompto’s a Weapon?”

“There is no way of knowing for certain unless you ask,” Ignis replies, shifting through the shopping for the perishables and the frozen items. “But I imagine that’s what Gladio informed you.”

“Pretty much,” Noctis says, flopping onto the sofa so that Ignis can’t see how much he’s hopelessly pining.

“It is sound advice,” Ignis agrees.

Noctis kicks a cushion onto the carpet. “He’s on a date,” he hears himself grumbling.

There is a moment of silence in the kitchen during which the only sound is Noctis’ mind yelling ABORT ABORT! before Ignis shuts the fridge. His reply is careful and yet still a knife in Noctis’ gut: “I fail to see the connection, unless Prompto is also on a date that you don’t approve of?”

“No! And I never - I never said I didn’t approve. It’s not my business anyway. Gladio can do what he likes. Why did he even tell me?”

Noctis stares at the cushion he kicked away in the hopes that it will magic itself back onto the sofa and smother him. Slowly, Ignis resumes putting the shopping away.

“Gladio is both your Shield and one of your Daemon Weapons and thus cannot, in fact, do what he likes. However, he has taken precautions and assured me that he will be contactable at any -”

“I don’t care if I can’t contact him or not - that’s not - ugh - forget it.” Noctis throws himself from the sofa and scoops up his bag, neither stalking nor warping into his bedroom, but moving with such hazardous haste that he could be described as something in between. He doesn’t move from his bed for an hour, praying that the duvet will achieve sentience and either comfort or strangle him until forgetting Ignis’ soft call of concern as Noctis slammed his bedroom door. Ignis doesn’t bother him for a long while, probably busy with his cooking, which means Noctis fumes in silence until there is a tentative knock at his door.

He ignores it - and the second knock, and the third.

“Err, Noct, buddy?” comes a muffled call, and Noctis has shot across the room before Prompto has finished adding: “You in there? Ignis called and - whoa! Hi, okay - hey!”

Noctis drags him inside the bedroom and kicks the door shut again. “I didn’t take Ignis to be such a gossip,” he mutters, feeling a little guilty about the manhandling when Prompto rubs his wrist.

“Eh? About what?” Prompto asks, face creasing in concern. “Dude, you okay?”

“What’s he told you?”

“Err - I think we’re having curry for dinner?” Prompto attempts, flustering at Noctis’ flat look. “I dunno! Is this a bad time? I can leave. He just invited me over for dinner, that’s all, and honestly I’d have to be stupid to turn down his cooking -”

“Oh,” Noctis says, an involuntary sound. Guess Ignis hadn’t ratted him out, and he feels stupid for thinking so badly of his friends. Prompto can’t lie to save his life, so why had Noctis thought he was anything but truthful? “Was that it?”

“Um, yeah? But if something’s wrong then - you wanna talk about it? I can’t promise to give you any advice or anything - or like, good advice, at least, since I never know what I’m talking about, right. Or we can just play video games or something, if you’d rather! I don’t mind. I’m down for anything.”

“King’s Knight?” Noctis suggests, knowing that Prompto will ramble forever if nobody stops him.

Prompto beams. “Sure! I hope you’re ready to get thrashed.”

“By you?” Noctis laughs. “Please.”

-xv-
From: (Anonymous)
I love seeing how they're getting closer and mean so much to each other, like Ignis flipping his shit when Gladio gets hurt (and polishing Gladio, even though Noct should be the one doing it, don't be lazy lol). Noct hanging out with Prompto is super cute too!

And Noct is... just a beautiful complete disaster...

Still loving it!
From: (Anonymous)
Soooooo much pining omg :P

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If Gladio’s date becomes somebody he sees regularly, then Noctis neither sees or hears another word about her. In fact, Gladio seems to be around more often in the following weeks, and Noctis can only wonder if Ignis actually is as much of a gossip as he accused him to be. Gladio certainly doesn’t seem to be spending time with his maybe-girlfriend, but it really isn’t any of Noctis’ business, no matter what Ignis says. His friends are allowed to have lives outside their duties, and at the very least, if Gladio is exclusively into girls then maybe Noctis can cease his hopeless pining.

His crush on Ignis is another matter. Noctis tries to take a page out of his advisor’s book and hope that enforcing a professional relationship will dissuade him of this fancy, but tries sums up the fruits of that endeavour. Ignis goes out of his way to ensure that Noctis’ life is as stress-free and effortless as possible, so it should be no surprise that falling in love with him is the same. Slipping a kiss or two in-between the turns of their conversation would be easy. A brief touch of hands could accompany a how was your meeting; a laugh could ring with a wake-up call; a touch of shoulders here and there. Noctis could admire him from afar, inhibited, with no need to hide it - but he could admire him from up close too, stealing Ignis’ glasses for the fun of it, patting down wayward tuffs of his hair.

Noctis is eighteen when he wonders when he’ll start thinking about sex the way that everyone else does. He’s not like Gladio, physically affectionate like a bear, and he’s not like Prompto either, who hugs and high-fives and clambers and touches as though he’s starving for it, as though it’s everything he’s ever wanted. Noctis takes time not to feel overwhelmed by something as simple as a hug, so maybe he feels the same way about sex. Maybe it’ll feel good once he’s used to it, once he’s comfortable with everything that leads up to it - having Ignis’ hands on his waist, or Gladio’s paws up his shirt.

Or maybe it’ll feel as unsettling as it does just thinking about it.

Noctis doesn’t like to think he’s avoiding his Weapons, but he does try to spend as much time with Prompto as possible. In Prompto, Noctis finds the ridiculous, kind-hearted, troublemaker of a friend that he always wanted and never had growing up (not in Gladio, not in Ignis, and not even in Luna, her letters all he has of his friend a county away). Prompto is both a brilliant and terrible influence on Noctis’ work ethics, whining for pizza at the worst possible moments and yet still inspiring Noctis at the best, the tidbits of Prompto’s home life that unravel over time motivating him to be better for the people of this kingdom of his. Noctis never asks about Prompto’s parents, and in turn is never asked about his duties, about the Crystal, about the King. Noctis doubts he will ever be ready for the burden that is his heritage - the power of the Ring and the life he gives to the Wall - but people like Prompto remind him of what that burden is worth.

When Noctis finally drops the we should partner bomb, Prompto’s handful of chips misses his mouth entirely and smears vinegar across his cheek.

“Err, what makes you think I’m a Weapon?” he says, scrubbing himself with a napkin. The chips hover uneaten in his hand, and Noctis just raises an eyebrow before nudging his stupefied friend into resuming his meal.

“You’re not already bonded, are you?” Noctis asks, more for the hell of it than a need for confirmation; Prompto spends so little time with anyone else that Noctis would bet the entire Lucis Caelum fortune that he doesn’t have a Meister. “‘Cause we could. Should. I’d like that.”

Prompto can’t seem to believe what he’s hearing. “You - you would?” he gasps in a tiny, little voice, blinking one too many times. “But - what about Ignis and Gladio? What will they think?”

Noctis shrugs, aiming for reassurance but achieving nonchalance if Prompto’s mounting uncertainty is anything to go by. “I didn’t ask Gladio before I partnered with Ignis.”

“Err, dude, maybe you should’ve? What if they’d hated each other’s guts?”

“They’re not going to hate your guts, Prom,” Noctis insists, throwing a chip at his friend. It bounces off of Prompto’s forehead, leaving another greasy mark in its wake. “They know I wanted to ask you.”

“They do? Really? And they’re - cool with it?”

“Yeah. Are you?”

Prompto nods, expression stunned, but then immediately shakes his head. His extraverted facade has been forgotten just as he’s abandoned his meal. “Well - sure. But I - I mean. I’m not exactly -”

“Not what?”

Prompto drops his gaze, cheeks a painful red. He begins to fiddle with his bracelets, a nervous habit that Noctis has never questioned but wishes he could understand.

“What is it?” Noctis presses, gently kicking him under the table. “Are you a weird weapon or something? It’s cool, I’m trained in pretty much everything.”

He hadn’t meant to sound like he was bragging, but Prompto laughs either way. It’s not an entertained laugh by any means; it warbles with a terrible note, sad and forced and brief. It’s not a laugh that Prompto should be making any day, and Noctis struggles to maintain a neutral expression at the sound of it.

“Right, yeah, I didn’t think -” Prompto bites his lip; the leather of his bracelets snaps against his skin. He stares wide-eyed at Noctis before admitting, “I’m a gun,” in the voice of someone pleading before a court.

Noctis huhs. “A gun? That’s neat. I was worried for a second there. I thought you were gonna say a feather duster or something.”

(Honestly, he hadn’t known what Prompto was going to say, but a gun isn’t so bad).

“I can’t believe you know what that even is,” Prompto breathes, mouth twitching upwards into a fraction of his usual self. “Lemme guess - Ignis?”

“No he’s a lance.”

Prompto’s next laugh startles even him, and it bellows out loud and sincere. “What - no! That’s not what I meant but -” He grins, wiping away what Noctis hopes are tears of laughter from his eyes. “Ignis would be the scariest feather duster ever.”

Oh, Noctis thinks, realising what his friend had meant with a groan of mortification. “You can’t tell him,” he says, shoving another handful of chips into his mouth to prevent him from saying another else.

“Dude, your secret’s safe with me.”

They grin at each other, fighting over the last of the food.

Noctis slurps down his soda. “So you wanna bond right?”

“Of course I do,” Prompto stresses, colouring a sun-burnt rose. “Dude, you’re like my best friend. I wouldn’t want to partner with anyone else and I think - I think we should get more chips to celebrate. With extra curry sauce. And two of those cookie milkshakes!”

“You read my mind,” Noctis agrees, already fishing out his wallet. Gladio and Ignis probably won’t be impressed, but the smile on Prompto’s face is worth it.

-xv-

Noctis was given his first Weapon. He asked for his second.
But Prompto chose Noctis for himself, on that day in the high school courtyard, with a bump of two shoulders and a one-armed hug, a camera squashed between a Meister and Weapon that were meant to be.

-xv-
From: (Anonymous)
Pining is my jam! Although maybe Noct should come clean for the sake of his own health and then he can hold hands with everyone and take long walks on the beach.

Poor Prompto, being so scared and insecure about being a gun (is it because it's more of a niflheim thing, or some other prejudice?)

“I can’t believe you know what that even is,” Prompto breathes, mouth twitching upwards into a fraction of his usual self. “Lemme guess - Ignis?”

“No he’s a lance.”


scrREAMING
From: (Anonymous)
Authoranon here. There's a littttttle bit more to Prompto's nervousness than just him being a gun, yep, but my lips are sealed! But I'd definitely say it's a Niflheim thing :P

*SCREAMS WITH YOU* THAT'S MY FAVOURITE LINE AS OF YET
From: (Anonymous)
"Noctis is eighteen when he wonders when he’ll start thinking about sex the way that everyone else does."

Saaame Noct. thanks god for tumblr, because that's how i actually realized that i was asexual lol
From: (Anonymous)
Just a very short one this time but I LOVE this scene. Also I'm so excited for the next scene I cannot even :PP

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“A gun?” Gladio says, scrutinising Prompto from the other end of the sofa. The movie plays on, temporarily forgotten, and Noctis rolls his eyes as Gladio leans across him, waving a hand under Prompto’s nose. “Come on then, show us.”

“This is a civilian neighbourhood,” Ignis reminds them, but the glow of the TV against his glasses fails to hide his curiosity as Prompto shrinks in a swirl of golden light.

“Relax, I’m not gonna fire him,” Gladio says, inspecting the silver gun with a gentle hand. Prompto is by no means the most impressive weapon that any of them have ever seen, but Gladio considers him with the same reverence that Noctis still feels whenever he handles his Weapons. He can only imagine how it feels to be handled; as a Meister, he will never know. But he could take a wild guess and assume the experience is not unlike how ecstatic and inappropriate he feels watching Gladio appreciate Prompto’s firearm in his hands.

Gladio only rarely wields Ignis’ lance, and Noctis cannot think of a single time when Ignis picked up Gladio’s shield. Neither man are particularly suited to wield the other, but they have never expressed a desire to do so anyway, both preferring to transform at Noctis’ command instead.

But a handgun is a weapon that Noctis can imagine them all wielding.

“D’you even have a magazine?” Gladio muses, and Prompto squawks loud enough to overshadow the TV as Gladio flips him over in search of the release switch.

/H - HEY! Of course I don’t have a magazine! I don’t need to be reloaded./

“Wait, does that mean you’re live?” Noctis asks, just as Prompto yelps, can you stop GRABBING ME?? and the ceiling shatters in an explosion of light and sawdust, the crack of the bullet slicing through the light-fitting scattering glass across the apartment. Ignis leaps half out of the armchair before the sawdust has time to settle, and though nobody is hurt, Noctis’ heart is pounding against his chest.

“Okay, that was not me,” Gladio insists, holding the firearm at arm’s length as though only now seeing it for the weapon it is. “No way I touched that trigger.”

“Prom, you okay?” Noctis asks, brushing sawdust from his hair. Only Weapons and Meisters that are bonded can communicate when Weapons are not in their human forms, and as such, all three men in the room can hear Prompto’s whine loud and clear:

/I’m so so sorry, oh my god, holy Astrals, I didn’t mean -/

“I didn’t hurt you did I, kiddo?” Gladio asks, moving excruciatingly slow with the gun. “Didn’t mean to be so rough.”

/No, no, you were just poking me - I was a just a bit weirded out that’s all. I’m so stupid -/

“If you would be so kind as to transform back, Prompto…?” Ignis encourages, gaze darting between the men on the sofa and the hole in the ceiling with a sigh.

/Can’t you let me just die of embarrassment like this?/

“I’m afraid not.”

“Nope.”

“Sorry Prom.”

“I hate you guys,” Prompto mumbles, chocobo-butt hair, freckles, pout and all reappearing with another burst of light. He is squished between Gladio and Noctis now, but this only works to their advantage as they scrutinise him for injuries.

“I guess it’s weird being wielded, huh?” Noctis says once satisfied that Prompto is merely embarrassed, not hurt.

“Yeah, it’s been a while,” Prompto grumbles, swatting Gladio’s hand away instead of elaborating. “Seriously, I’m fine! The only thing that’s been hurt is the ceiling - which I’ll fix, or pay for, or something. I’m sorry. This is so embarrassing. I’ve ruined the movie, haven’t I? I can go home.”

“You will do nothing of the sort,” Ignis says, his stare freezing Prompto in place. “Instead, you will help sweep up this mess while I make the necessary phone calls about mending the ceiling, and then we will put the kettle on before continuing the movie.”

His tone leaves no room for argument, so nobody dares. Gladio yanks the TV remote from the depths of the sofa. Ignis dials the phone at his ear while hunting the cupboards for a broom.

Noctis leans into Prompto’s shoulder and whispers, “Feather duster,” and Prompto fails to suppress his laugh.

-xv-
From: (Anonymous)
OMG THE END!!!!!!

"Noctis leans into Prompto’s shoulder and whispers, “Feather duster,” and Prompto fails to suppress his laugh."

NMDZNFJ,MDNSF,DNFSNDFKLSNDFK,NDSZ I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!
From: (Anonymous)
OP here~

ahaha poor Prompto, going off prematurely must be really embarrassing if you're a gun, although everybody's concern was really sweet! Loved the bit on Noct's thoughts on Gladio handling Prompto.

also one day Ignis is going to find out why they find household cleaning products so funny and they'll be in for it

From: (Anonymous)
ahh look at these twits bonding :)

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The day that Noctis introduces Prompto to his father is one to be remembered for many reasons. The guards at the citadel gate are now familiar enough with Prompto to allow him entrance unaccompanied, but starstruck is still a word Noctis would use to describe his friend’s dazzling wonder whenever he roams the black marble and gold halls. Many areas of the citadel are still inaccessible to Prompto, just as some are beyond Ignis’ clearance, and a handful are even blocked to Gladio, but Noctis’ quarters and the halls between the training grounds and the Amicitia family household are Prompto’s to explore. He rarely does, and this is probably why he has yet to bump into the King; a matter which Noctis decides to take into his own hands.

“You’re going to have to meet him as some point. You’re one of my Weapons now, and my dad did vouch for you against the council,” Noctis insists, dragging his friend through the maze of conference rooms like a man leading a lamb to slaughter. Prompto is wheezing some very reluctant noises behind him, and behind them both, Gladio is making no attempt to muffle his laughter as he blocks the only escape route.

“But I’m - I’m not a Lord or anything,” Prompto wails, his arguments falling on deaf ears. “I’m not even a traditional weapon. He’s going to ask and I can’t lie to him - he’s the King! And what if he asks me to transform? It’s all going to go horribly wrong, Noct, what if I shoot him.

“You’re not going to shoot him,” Noctis reassures, levelling his friend with an are you serious? look before lifting his gaze to Gladio and adding, is he serious? with a quirk of his eyebrow. “Seriously, Prom, we’ll be in and out. He’s just my dad.”

“He’s the King!” Prompto squeaks, just as Noctis opens the door and bundles them all inside.

The fact that Prompto doesn’t pass out at any point during the meeting is a win in Noctis’ mind. King Regis takes Prompto’s mortified blabbering in stride, looking upon the overwhelmed teenager as fondly as possible with most of Prompto’s body hidden behind Noctis. Although he’ll never admit it, Noctis finds the sight endearing, unused to seeing such a reaction to his father. Prompto never acts this way around him, and Noctis feels a rush of affection as his newest Weapon stammers through the propriety that Ignis drilled into him just that morning.

“I’d say that went pretty well,” Gladio says out in the corridor afterwards, clamping Prompto on the shoulder. “I really thought you were going to keel over when you got His Majesty to laugh.”

“I can’t feel my legs,” Prompto says in a tiny voice before crumpling to his knees.

Gladio hauls him like a sack of potatoes all the way to Noctis’ quarters, Prompto bemoaning this indignity over his shoulder. He vows to enact revenge on the unruffled Shield, and Noctis listens to them bicker with a shit-eating grin.

Prompto’s chance arrives not ten minutes later, when Gladio has dumped him on the couch and plodded into the next room to phone Ignis. The topic of the Royal arsenal is one that Noctis has only briefly covered with Prompto, and they find themselves chatting about the pocket dimension that Noctis has at his disposal while the feeling in Prompto’s legs return. Just as Noctis doubts that there is a limit of the number of Weapons he can partner with, he explains that the Crystal provides a bottomless reality for him to store and access his other weapons from - and his gear, he adds to Prompto’s awe, as well as camping equipment, fishing rods, and all manner of objects that Noctis has collected over the years.

“How d’you remember what’s in there?”

Noctis shrugs, amused by Prompto’s fascination. “My dad just remembers his arsenal, but Ignis keeps an inventory for me. I’m pretty sure I’ve lost things in the dimension though. Dad says I tapped into it pretty young, so there’s probably toys and rocks and stuff floating around too.”

“That’s amazing. Is there a size limit? Can you put anything in there? What about Daemon Weapons?”

Putting Daemon Weapons into the arsenal isn’t something Noctis has considered before, but Prompto’s enthusiasm is infectious. “I’ve never tried,” he replies, excitement building at the thought. “I don’t see why not. You volunteering?”

“Err, no. I’m not that stupid.” Prompto laughs - they both laugh, because who would be that stupid? - and poor, unfortunate Gladio takes this moment to walk back in. For a moment, the Shield is oblivious to his impending peril as he shoves his mobile back into his jeans, but one look at Noctis’ and Prompto’s devious smiles has Gladio freezing in the doorway.

“No,” he stresses, crossing his arms as though this will protect him from the Prince’s undeniable will. “Whatever it is - no.”

“That’s a shame,” Prompto sing-songs.

“Yeah, what a shame,” Noctis agrees.

They share a terrible smile before pitching themselves over the coffee table. As far as ambushes go, Nyx would have hauled Noctis and Prompto up by their ears if they beared witness to this catastrophe, but in terms of full-on, suicidal assaults, it does the trick. Wrestling Gladio into his shield form is akin to belly-flopping onto a sabertusk and clinging on for dear life, but just as a voretooth pack has the desperation of starvation on its side, Noctis and Prompto have perseverance and revenge. Their heads crack together as Gladio shrinks beneath them, the copper light of his transformation like a bonfire erupting into the night, and if Gladio thought that surprising them would offer him a distinct advantage, then he’s about to think about.

“Now, now!” Prompto cries, tears of laughter and pain dribbling from his eyes, and there’s time only for a squawk of confusion from Gladio before Noctis slams his hand against the shield and wills reality to distort about them.

The glossy black surface of the shield flickers an iridescent blue - once, and then twice, as though Noctis’ magic is unsure of the command, and Prompto whines oh well just as Gladio shatters into light.

“Wow,” Noctis breathes, staring at the empty patch on the carpet. “I can’t believe that worked.”

Prompto’s expression is one of flabbergast awe. “Neither can I,” he says, and what follows is the necessary silence to process this monumental event before the two teenagers fall over themselves in sheer, unthinkable terror.

Holy Bahamut on a bicycle, pull him out, pull him out!”

Noctis shoves his hand into the Royal realm. Gladio clang-thuds onto the carpet at their feet and lies unmarred but unmoving, inanimate so unlike a Daemon Weapon on the floor.

Noctis and Prompto are still screaming about it when Ignis arrives.

“IGNIS,” Prompto yells - or Noctis yells, or maybe both of them yell, clambering together as one to reach the dumbfounded advisor in the entrance hallway. Slung over one arm is his coat, and in the other is his mobile, ringing fruitlessly for the phone that vanished into another dimension with Gladio. Ignis snaps to attention at the sight of the two teenagers crashing into the hallway, dropping all of his possessions as Prompto barrels into him.

“I THINK WE KILLED GLADIO,” Prompto wails, to which Noctis adds in a deathly whisper, we didn’t mean to.

“Pardon?” Ignis says, whereas anybody else would blurt run that by me again? He pats Prompto’s fluffy crown as one would pat a screaming marlboro and looks to Noctis for clarification.

“Err - I might’ve put Gladio in the arsenal?” Noctis provides, and if looks could kill, he would’ve died right then and there at Ignis’ appalled gasp of you did what? Aware that their lives are now on the line, Noctis coaxes Prompto back to his side and stumbles over an explanation. “I took him out again immediately! I mean, I didn’t think it was going to work to be honest -”

“Where is he now?”

“Um - by the sofa -”

Ignis sweeps through the doorway, bag and coat left strewn in the hall. Prompto’s panic has only mounted since the advisor’s arrival, and considering that they may as well have let a snowstorm into Noctis’ quarters for how Ignis’ hurried departure has left them frozen, Noctis doesn’t blame him.

“We’re dead,” Prompto cries. “We’re so dead.”

Noctis thinks back to the incident where Gladio almost lost an eye and agrees.

-xv-
From: (Anonymous)
op here!

I'm scREAMING this is why ignis is the ideas person these two disasters should never be allowed to come up with their own brilliant plans.

Yes. Yes, they are dead.

uh, and I hope gladio is okay lmao
From: (Anonymous)
omg this two together are dangerous
From: (Anonymous)
Oh my god I'm in agony, is Gladio okay ;_; I hope he's just playing a prank to teach them a lesson... :(
From: (Anonymous)
-xv-

Gladio, as the Six themselves have decreed, granting Noctis the fortune beyond all other mortal men, is not dead, but he does suffer after regaining consciousness to a spectrum of terrified faces above him by vomiting in the bathroom for two hours. Only once his stomach has settled can Ignis offer him the anti-nausea medication intended for Prompto’s nerves, and by that point, Gladio is too exhausted to even muster a glare at the duo cowering in the living space.

Prompto can’t stop apologising. Noctis simply refills Gladio’s glass of water and offers, “Well at least we know it works now.”

He thinks he sees the ghost of a smile flash onto Ignis’ face, but in fear of testing Gladio’s volatile temper, Noctis decides not to mention it.

Although there seems not to be any lingering effects of Gladio’s time in the Royal dimension - bar Ignis’ exasperation and Prompto’s guilt-ridden apologies - Noctis does seek advice from the only other person with intimate knowledge of the realm. Truthfully, he would rather not mention this mishap to his father - the King is a busy man, and Noctis is aware that he is not the priority for his father’s time - but Gladio is a sorry sight huddled in the bathroom. Princely duties aside, Noctis is the Meister in this relationship, meaning he is responsible for Gladio’s health just as he reassures Prompto’s uncertainties and orders Ignis to take a break every once in awhile.

One day he will be King. If he cannot look after his friends, then how will he look after a kingdom?

[Noctis] would putting a daemon weapon into my arsenal dimension work?

He clicks send, hoping not to disrupt any of his father’s more pressing duties. There’s no need to worry his father, so Noctis refrains from mentioning that he has already put Gladio in and pulled him out of the dimension. His father still has his doubts about Noctis living independently, and almost killing his Shield in a stupid accident is something the King is better off not knowing.

The reply comes swiftly; barely enough time has passed for Noctis to dread reading his father’s response.

[Dad] Provided that Weapons are transformed at the time, yes, it is feasible.

[Noctis] so can they not go in when they’re in their human forms or is it just a bad idea

[Dad] Do I have to inform Clarus that his son will not be returning home for dinner?

Noctis groans, scrubbing a hand over his face, but failing to outwit his father is the least of his problems. In the bathroom, Gladio and Ignis are conversing in low tones, probably plotting ways of murdering their stupid Prince in his sleep. Noctis wouldn’t blame them; if he has read his father’s text right, then his thoughtless could’ve caused some serious harm.

His phone buzzes again, a second message from his father.

[Dad] You are not the first in our family to test the limits of our magic. I trust that you would have informed me had Gladiolus’ health been dire. He will be well with rest. With perseverance, you could utilise this ability without the unpleasant side-effects for your friends.

Considering that Gladio has spent a number of hours hunched over a toilet, Noctis doubts that any of his friends will be partial to the idea. Nevertheless, storing Weapons alongside his armiger could have its uses for travel or stealth, and he is sure that Nyx could come up with ways to adapt the idea. It will be something for Noctis to think about at any least, providing that he can sway one of his Weapons into suffering through the nausea. Gladio is probably down for the count, but then, he has always dealt poorly with the after-effects of warping too. Ignis is far superior at wielding Noctis’ magic for his own, so he would be the better candidate.

Idly, Noctis wonders how Prompto will take to his magic. Basic endurance training is the priority for Prompto; he may not be Crownsguard, but he is a Royal Weapon now, and Noctis needs to be able to rely on both his human and Weapon form. Accustoming Prompto to being wielded is another pressing matter, but that will come with time and practice, and no small amount of Gladio’s rough physical affection. Beyond this, Noctis will like to see if Prompto is adept at harnessing the Royal magic; it will be cool if he is, but if he’s not, then at least he can wallow over it with Gladio while Ignis warp-strikes them into the ground.

[Noctis] how did you know it was Gladio?

[Dad] You would not be the first Prince to test his magic on his unsuspecting Shield.

Noctis winces at the thought of Clarus’ reaction, and somewhere distantly, he is sure he can hear his father laughing at it too.

-xv-

High school graduation passes in a flurry of tasteless music, strobe lights and psychedelic dancefloors, and not nearly enough alcohol to warrant the tedious good lucks and other pleasantries from people that Noctis will never see again. Most of the year-group and progressing into university to further their studies, but at eighteen, verging on nineteen, Noctis has neither the time nor the (mis)fortune to leave the walls of Insomnia in search of his academic calling. If he thought that graduating would offer respite from long hours pouring over books and snoozing through class, than Noctis soon considers this wishful thinking as his Royal duties increase.

Instead of suffering through six hours of class every day, he now spends most of his time in the citadel, shadowing his father in meetings or conducting his own, applying the political and financial information that his tutors drilled into him to the real world, to real lives, governing and reporting on the people of Insomnia. The study in his quarters becomes his primary home, a den of books, paperwork, and coffee cups where he can nearly always be found. In the evening, he and Ignis sit at opposite ends of the table and discuss the day’s work, Noctis resting his dinner-plate and mugs atop the ever-mounting pile of paperwork. Most reports are signed with both his name and a coffee stain, but Gladio’s almost-permanent presence at Noctis’ back effectively deters any complaints.

Where Noctis used to crawl through the school hours with Prompto sharing in the suffering at his side, now it is Gladio who trails the Prince day-in, day-out. Unlike Prompto, whose cheery countenance and bright moments of spontaneity can be compared to a puppy, the Shield is a guard dog through and through, never more than a pace away. Truthfully, Noctis would choose Prompto’s babble over Gladio’s steady silence any day, but it would be cruel to admit this aloud. They are not at fault for the duties they have been born into, and Noctis appreciates that Gladio is only doing his job. He is grateful to have found both a friend and a faithful Weapon in Gladio; he can only imagine how awkward disliking his Shield would have been.

With Noctis scarcely separated from his Shield within the citadel, he is pleased and perhaps the tiniest bit surprised to witness a close friendship developing between Ignis and Prompto. Despite working a full-time job in the city now, Prompto crashes Noctis’ quarters most evenings, although he rarely spends the night. As Prompto is still learning to drive, Ignis ferries him back home on the nights in which he cannot be persuaded to stay, and Noctis imagines this is the time during which his Weapons gossip about him - not, that is, that Ignis would ever admit to such. They are good for each other, Ignis’ serenity curbing Prompto’s anxiety, and Prompto’s jubilance succeeding in coaxing Ignis away from his work. On days where Noctis’ duties drag on, he often returns to his quarters to find the pair pouring over recipe books or bickering in front of the games console. On one particular occasion, Prompto had ushered the Prince and Shield inside to reveal Ignis conked out on the sofa, glasses askew and sewing kit sprawled across his lap, and no small number of photographs already snapped by Prompto’s camera.

They’ve not told Ignis about those photos.

Weekends are when they can spend time together as a group. Noctis’ duties do not grant him a day off, but meetings with the public scarcely occur at the weekend, and the Royal advisors and councilmen are entitled to respite. Saturday mornings are characterised by Noctis hanging around the Kingsglaive grounds, bothering Nyx if he can find them, or practising his warping by warp-racing any of Nyx’s vagabond circle of friends around the citadel. Saturday afternoons are when Noctis and his Weapons occupy the east training grounds, terrifying any unwitting passer-bys with their hollering, bouts of gunfire and flames, and violent renditions of tag and sticky toffee.

Prompto continues to squirm whenever somebody wields him. Gladio is an okay shot with Prompto’s silver firearm, and Noctis knows that his Shield can wield almost anything. A Meister’s ease of use of a Weapon reflects the type and strength of their bond; Noctis struggled with Gladio’s hefty shield because he struggled with Gladio in his entirety, but as their friendship developed, so did the trust between them, and now Noctis can wield Gladio almost effortlessly, his faith that the Shield will protect him in sync with Gladio’s desire to protect.

As forging multiple Weapon bonds is a skill unique to line of Lucis Caelum, a Weapon wielding another Weapon is but a myth to the people of Lucis. Noctis remembers the fumbling exchange when he first suggested that Gladio try the weight of Ignis’ lance; they had acquiesced to the idea if only to please their Prince, and then neither had looked the other in the eye for the rest of the day. Noctis had thought the whole thing hilarious until Gladio had held Prompto for the first time and almost brought down the ceiling, and since then he cannot help but feel oddly uneasy and yet happy to watch Prompto ducking behind Gladio’s shield or Ignis shooting targets to Prompto’s approval.

Ignis is a crack shot with Prompto, which would surprise Noctis were Prompto not simply besotted. Every time Ignis fusses - was that all right, Prompto, he asks, are you okay? - Noctis wants to bury his face into his hands and scream at how stupid his friends are and how stupid he is for loving them and how stupidly in love they are with each other. Even Noctis cannot wield Prompto to the same effect that Ignis can, and it’s so embarrassing to watch them dance around each other than he wants to take matters into his own hands, but a small part of him aches at the thought that they’ll never love him the same way as each other, and he cannot bring himself to say anything in fear of this ugly truth spilling out. So Noctis relishes his time with Gladio instead - safe, dependable Gladio who flirts with anybody and everybody except him, who Noctis still yearns for and yet is thankful to never have to worry about kissing, or touching, or Astrals having sex with all the same, and who seems entirely unaffected by Ignis and Prompto’s maybe-relationship in the way that Noctis is really, really not.

At least they’re not both pining over people they can’t have. Noctis’ conflicted feelings about wanting and not-wanting to date his friends is enough of a heartache for all of them.

-xv-
From: (Anonymous)
I'm glad to see Gladio's okay! For a given value of okay, I mean. Loved Noct asking his dad about it and trying to be stealth, and his dad totally seeing through him (and admitting that he got Clarus into his own mishaps when they were younger, lol).

Ahhh Ignis and Prompto are so cute! Ignis firing Prompto, yeeessssss. Poor Noct and all his feelings, though :c

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