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Noctis/Prompto Insomnia Noir

(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Film Noir AU in which Noctis is a detective who is assigned to solve the murder of Prompto Argentum. Searching for clues, he goes through Prompto's photo collections. At some point during the countless hours he spends poring over the photos and learning more about the boy in them, Noctis falls in love.

But then it turns out that Prompto is very much not dead...although he may have a skeleton or two in his closet.

Re: Noctis/Prompto Insomnia Noir

(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I want this want it need it lordy

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Noctis/Fem!Prompto- Jealousy induced confession + consequences

(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Noctis falls in love Prompto because of the fact she is the only girl who not treats him both as a regular person and as an equal. He doesn't know how to articulate his feelings for her though until another guy at school asks her out and Noctis immediately pulls her away proclaiming she is already 'his girlfriend.'

How the rest of the story goes is up to the writer with the exception of two conditions.

+Bonus this gets out throughout the school immediately.

+Bonus Prompto (who loves Noctis as well) and everyone else wonders what he could see in a commoner such as herself.

(Whether or not smut is included is up to the writer)

Re: Noctis/Fem!Prompto- Jealousy induced confession + consequences

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's so cute!

Ignis/Noctis- Sexy massage

(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Stressed out after a rough day at School Noctis is offered a massage from Ignis which he accepts and while it starts off innocent enough soon leads to hot doggy style sex.

anyfemale/Noctis - sitting on his face when he sleeps. dubcon/noncon

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Any of the girls thoroughly enjoying themselves by sitting on Noctis face and grinding against his mouth. Whatever Noctis gets into it or not us up to anon.

+they do it while he's asleep.
++they cum all over his face.
+++they piss on his face right after.

Ardyn goes further than just torturing Prompto...

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Noctis & co finally reach Prompto in Niflheim, and discover to their horror that Ardyn has decided to hit Noctis where it hurts most by fulfilling what he sees as the fate Prompto escaped as a child... to become Magitech. The Chocobros find their friend before his mind is fully gone, but Prompto's already been half-converted into MT.

+ Gen please!
++ More taunting from Ardyn?
+++ Make me cry ;_;
++++ But throw in some hope, maybe? Up to Fill anon!

Re: Ardyn goes further than just torturing Prompto...

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooohhh that's so sad why would you make me want this OP

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Cor/Ardyn + Any, Tattoo Mistake

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
A night of heavy booze to go around, Cor wakes up the next day and finds a tattoo of a cactuar on his cheek.

...And guess who volunteered to do it for him.

Points for
+Aranea: You're now the Immortal Prick, Marshal
++Loqi manages to take a picture and it ends up in the newspaper
+++Aldecapt laughs his butt off after reading the newspaper and sends a message to Regis like hahaha look at that, he's not so scary now. Regis is not amused like excuse u
++++Cor is so stoic at times, he can't properly let out how he feels about all of this except kicking Ardyn's butt

Re: Cor/Ardyn + Any, Tattoo Mistake

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
im d y i n g

OT5 - Ignis/Gladio/Prompto/Noctis/Luna! (everyone lives au)

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Noct loves Luna and is happy to be married.

Noct also still loves the other three and misses the intimacy they had on the trip.

Luna is a smart cookie and works out what's missing in Noctis's bedroom life these days. She's more than fine inviting the others to join them because Luna has no chill when it comes to love and happiness.

+++++++ OT5 happy end but mostly happy noctis. just... let this boy have some whole and lasting happiness for once, jesus christ. that's really all i'm here for.

Re: OT5 - Ignis/Gladio/Prompto/Noctis/Luna! (everyone lives au)

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED WITH THE FORCE OF ONE THOUSAND SUNS.

Fill - The Queen's Court (Part 1 of ?)

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Ignis/Noctis, serial-dater!Ignis + jealous!Noct

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Set sometime during Brotherhood, Ignis goes on an experimental dating streak with a bunch of guys he meets at university and Noct hates them all.

Alternatively, Ignis represses his ~true feelings~ because he's a ~dutiful servant~ and fills a Noct-shaped void with a bunch of guys (the kind of guys he dates are up to the filler) while Noct pines like crazy. Eventually, something snaps them out of their emotionally-crippled shitshow and feelings (see also: sex) ensue.

+ Noct tries to keep Ignis to himself on date nights (homework, feigning sickness, audience with the king but it's just brunch, etc.) aka please make him the lovable but petty brat we all know he can be
++ Prompto is the best but also the worst wingman by essentially selling Ignis short to his dates
+++ Gladio intimidating the hell out of Iggy's dates because he's done dealing with a whiny prince

Re: Ignis/Noctis, serial-dater!Ignis + jealous!Noct

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody please fill this for greater justice!

Noctis/Prompto, Prince Noctis Fan Club

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone here seen Fruits Basket? ^_-

Anyways, there's a group of girls aNoctis's at Noctis's school are completely obssed with him - cataloging his interests, clipping every single picture from newpaers where even so much as in the background, squeeing togething because omg i think him almost crack a smile once eeeeeeee- and most importantly, ensuring that no one, and I mean no dates their Prince because if they can't have him, nobody can!

And then this commoner - and a boy, no less - starts haning around the Prince all the time, making him smile and laugh like nobody's ever seen before, and pretty soon rumors starts to fly and well, the fan club must assess this ridiculous and outlandish accussations - by stalking and interogatting/harrassing this Prompto Argentum.

+Noct has zero idea all this is going on.
++They aren't dating the starts, but all the fanclub's attempts to break up just push them closer together.
+++Gladio and Ignis trying to be protective bros and failing b/c there's pretty no way them a threatening a ground of younger girls no look bad.

Noctis/Chocobros, ritual sex

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
In order to access the Armery/the crystal through Noct, a deeply spiritual and physical connection must be established. Through ritualized sex. It has to keep happening for the connection to stay "secure".

+ Noctis willfully ignores the sex aspect and puts it off as long as possible
++ Clarus has warned Gladio about rogue magic when fucking royals (and maybe implies it's not just sex with Regis)
+++ one of the Bros tries to make Noctis more comfortable by taking him on a date first
++++ Ignis has reminders on his phone to keep them on course

Re: Noctis/Chocobros, ritual sex

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
y e s, I'm such a sucker for this kind of thing!

One-sided Ardyn/Noctis, Obsession and Ardyn's Awful gift-giving

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So Ardyn's stalking our Prince like you do, when suddenly the Prince rare precious beautiful smiles and whoops now Ardyn's willing to do anything to so precious love smile more and sad less. So Ardyn kills his enemies and delieves their prettiely wrapped corpses to Noctis's doorstep.

Re: One-sided Ardyn/Noctis, Obsession and Ardyn's Awful gift-giving

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
This one got me right in the writer's block.

Gladiolus/Noctis, Strength Kink

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Noctis growing up with the big, the strong(the slightly emotionally insensitive), Gladiolus, whos method to pretty much everything in life is a hands-on(literally)approach.
Noctis won't train? Knock him around till he stops being a brat. Noctis won't wake up? Drag him out of bed and carry him around till he's embarrassed enough to not be a brat.
Is it entirely appropriate for the crown prince's sworn shield to treat him like a glorified rag doll at times? No. Is it dignified for said crown prince to be painfully turned on by it? No. But by the 7's, he is.

+If gladio finds out and uses it to his advantage.
++Noct just in generally holding gladio's opinion in high accord so he also developed a praise kink.

Re: Gladiolus/Noctis, Strength Kink

(Anonymous) 2017-01-31 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes please

Brot4, Prompto attacked in his home

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So the guys like having movie nights and stuff at the castle but after a while Prom doesn't show up. They assume he's sick, but they can't visit because they don't know where his home is (the worst part of Insomnia, slummy and shady and all)

Turns out, he hasn't visited because he was attacked/robbed in his home and was unable to seek medical care or leave his house

+it takes a week for the guys to get fed up and go figure out where Prompto lives

++Prom is really badly hurt (up to the filler how bad)- so much he was lying there for days, unable to move until his friends come find him

+++The differences in lifestyles is so painfully obvious as they explore the nastiest section of Insomnia- Ignis decided to finally track Prom's phone

Re: Brot4, Prompto attacked in his home

(Anonymous) 2017-02-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yessss, please.

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[Any/Prompto] Prompto does not go on the road trip

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Instead of going on the road trip with his friend. Prompto started in the city and gets captured by the empire. It comes to light that he is Verstael Besithia son/unfinished MT. +++ is super depressing, but no one dies

Ardyn/Ravus, sex toys, semi-public, orgasm control

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason Ravus going to Imperial conference with toy in his ass.

Re: Ardyn/Ravus, sex toys, semi-public, orgasm control

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding

Gladio/Noctis, Noct wearing Gladio's jacket

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
And only the jacket.

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(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded so fast i got whiplash.

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Drautos/Nyx; Daddy kink

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much the entire time I was watching Kingsglaive, literally the only thought in my head was, along with the expectation of "well im gonna check the kink meme and see people wanting to see this warp-strikin twunk rawed and calling drautos daddy'

But alarming, thus far I haven't found anything, so why not request it.

I'd prefer Drautos being rough with Nyx, but would certainly not be opposed to Nyx being an uppity little shit and the one wanting it hard and fast while Drautos takes his sweet time and eventually makes him end up as a desperate, shuddering mess. Pretty much all I want is for Nyx to get wreckedâ„¢, and certainly wouldn't be opposed to size/strength kink (bc oh man drautos can get it or can drautos get it) along with begging and orgasm denial, or even stuff like abo and whatever that could entail, if you wanted to. Go wild tbh, I just need this in my life.

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(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yessssssssssssss seconded

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Gladio/Ignis, gen prompto and Noctis- Ignis's Birthday

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ignis does a lot for everyone so the bros decide to throw Ignis a surprise party for his birthday with all their friends

+Ignis/Gladio is a definite (no smut please, just fluff)

++They invite the friends- Cindy, Luna, Iris, Talcott, Gentiana, Cor, Nyx, Aranea and Luna drags Ravus along because he needs to get out more- getting the place ready for the party is chaos, like Cindy and Talcott are doing streamers, Aranea and Luna and Cor are fixing tables, Talcott is playing with Umbra, Iris and Aranea are playing around with the baloons while Gentiana is just making a fucking ice sculpture of Ignis because why the fuck not)

+++ Could bw before or after Ignis is blind, that's up to the filler

Re: Gladio/Ignis, gen prompto and Noctis- Ignis's Birthday

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
im crying tears of joy this is so pure. Please someone do this

Ignis + Gentiana Friendship (w/some Ignis/Gladio)

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Each of the bros find out about Ignis and Gentiana being really good friends

+They have a secret handshake and Prom immediately wants in

++Gentiana randomly shows up and every one is surprised except Ignis cuz he's like "Whaddup fam" and everyone is surprised at the familiarity between them

+++Gentiana is smiling??? Like laughing and smiling??? Because of Ignis??? And Noctis is like "Wtf?? You're supposed to be all mysterious and cryptic not trying on Ignis's glasses for fun??"

++++Gladio is lowkey jealous because he has a crush on Ignis but then Gentiana is like. "Omg no dude he never shuts up about you don't worry I'll put in a good word"

Re: Ignis + Gentiana Friendship (w/some Ignis/Gladio)

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So pure I love this

Cor/Ardyn - A Change for good

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen a lot of Cor/Ardyn prompts and I don't know where the ship came from but I love it. So I'd like to see Cor having more direct involvements with Ardyn, trying to foil his plans and protect the Chocobros.

Ardyn is annoyed at first, but finds interest in the man. After much interactions (and some steamy hate sex), they start catching feelings for each other. Suddenly, bringing darkness to the world was the last thing on Ardyn's mind (although there was still a lot of hate). But Cor will help tp beat away his deamons.

Re: Cor/Ardyn - A Change for good

(Anonymous) 2017-01-31 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
There's a really good in progress fic on Ao3 called "Doe eyes and lies." The writers of it are basically filling the entire cor/ardyn ship.

Seconding your request tho

Cor/Ardyn A/B/O: Ardyn goes into heat at an inopportune time

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
So a little bit ago someone wrote a fantastic bit of alpha Cor, omega Ardyn doin the do while Ardyn was in heat. My prompt is requesting either:

A) what lead up to it if that same authoranon wants to go at it again,

Or

B) some scenario where Ardyn goes into heat at a really inopportune time and Cors' the one that gets roped into the bag with him.

Kinks are wide and varied. Have fun authors. I'm at the point where I don't have squicks anymore.

Bonus points:
The tougher it is for Ardyn to be wrangled, the better.
Cor going into a rut over it
Knotting (my phone autocorrected this six times to knitting)
Mating bites
You know. Abo stuff. Just fuck me up.

Re: Cor/Ardyn A/B/O: Ardyn goes into heat at an inopportune time

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
same author: i am actually planning to write pretty much exactly. what you asked for here. it is on my to-do list. i make no promises of when itll arrive so if someone else wants to fill it be my guestaroni, but i will bring you cor knitting ( ;) ) ardyn to the tune of probably 15k with this precise setup sometime in the next month or so

Gladio/Ignis, youtube channels

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
no war with Nifleheim, but i do want it set in Insomnia. i'm sure they have youtube or something.

ignis runs a channel that's a little like Peaceful Cuisine (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQBG3PzyQKY8ieMG2gDAyOQ) basically where he makes stuff in a way that is very aesthetic and calming

gladio runs his own channel, about fitness and working out, and he's shirtless 80% of the time but he doesn't stress on looking good but feeling good, nourishing your body and finding things about yourself that you didn't think you could be capable of

they follow each other and low-key really find the other hot and interesting

and then they actually meet in real life

Re: Gladio/Ignis, youtube channels

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
YESSSSS! Seconded!

(Would Noctis and Prompto crash their videos from time to time? I can see Ignis in the middle of a video and suddenly the food is gone because Noctis ate it or Gladio is in the middle of a workout routine and has to stop because Prompto was taking pictures and left the flash on his camera)

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Ardyn/your choice: Gangbang

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Surprised this one hasn't popped up yet.

Bonus points for spitroasting, facials, used to breaking point, and of course, Ardyn being the guy he is loving every minute of it.

Bonus points for degradation and humiliation.

Choking, slapping, biting, hair pulling, all of it is fair game.

Can be as many or as few characters as author desires.

He deserves to be destroyed beyond recognition.

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licks pencil,

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Gen or Noctis/Any Chocobro, Obnoxious Relative Ardyn

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
So the first time Noctis goes to Galdin Quay, Ardyn tosses an Oracle Ascension coin at him and says, "Consider it your allowance," and of course the boys are confused and brush it off but with the added context of chapter 13, I realize now it's a condescending joke about Noct being his descendant.

I'd love to see something where Ardyn's not only evil towards Noct in the life-ruining sense, but also purposefully trolls him by acting like the most annoying kind of asshole relative he possibly can get away with being without drawing attention to it. To the point where every time he shows up Noctis swears under his breath and clenches his jaw but it just wouldn't do to piss off the guy that's "helping" them, right?

Could have the Chocobros as just bros or Noct with one/two/all three of them, either way is good.

Re: Gen or Noctis/Any Chocobro, Obnoxious Relative Ardyn

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I...

never picked up on that.

I mean great prompt but....

man I am not smart

Ardyn, crackfic, faking being a teenager

(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So, the game and extended materials are all really insistent that Ardyn's been hanging out in Niflheim for the past 30 years, starting out with helping Verstael develop Magitek and climbing the ranks from there.

Aaaaand apparently no one seemed to notice he never aged? So Ardyn must have been using his mind whammy powers like crazy to get away with it.

Except while he can alter his appearance, altering his weary 2000-year-old soul is a lot harder.

Really I just want Ardyn trying to pass for a 15 year old prodigy and being all "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids!" with the other interns.

Re: Ardyn, crackfic, faking being a teenager

(Anonymous) 2017-02-03 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
SECONDED XD

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