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From: (Anonymous)

It was the seventh, and I was officially late. Two months late to be exact, I have had no period for two months. This was bad like super, oh god what if I'm dying bad. This could be a horrible medical illness! Who doesn't have their period for two months. I need to figure this out, the last thing I need is to die on this road trip from some unknown illness. I took a quick look around the camp site to make sure that the boys were distracted.

I saw Noctis using his fork to slowly push pieces of lettuce off his plate every time Ignis would turn around. It was obvious to me that Ignis knew what was going on but was just humoring Noctis. It's easy to notice a little pile of green leafs magically showing up on the ground when everything else is stone.

Ignis was busying himself with folding newly washed clothes. We had found a stream earlier and decided that it was a good place as any to wash some of our stuff. I had originally offered to help Ignis but now I was a bit happy he declined.

Gladiolus was cleaning his sword. He was a bit further away from both of the others to give himself enough room to complete his task. I have no idea how the man can hold that thing, it's freaking ridiculous. I'll stick with my guns, they work just fine and are as light as a perfectly crafted Chocobo feather.

Satisfied that I would not be disturbed I quickly turned my back towards them and grab my phone from my pocket. I was going to feel the sting in my pocket for using Wi-Fi in the middle of nowhere but really I needed to know what was going on. I opened up my web browser, the search engine came up automatically. It's was my default setting because well I look up a lot of stuff. Especially names of ingredients so that I can sort of pretend like I understand what Ignis is talking about.

I quickly type into the search engine ‘causes for a missed period’. The first thing on the page was “Excessive weight loss or gain. Although low body weight is a common cause of missed or irregular periods, obesity also can cause menstrual problems. Eating disorders, such as anorexia or bulimia.” And while that was fascinating and would have been relevant for my case back when I was like 10 before even had a period. I knew that I had been taking good care of my health and weight for a good long time. The old idea that one should always look nice when standing next to a prince was ingrained into my soul. So wait issues was obviously not the problem.

The next thing to come up was Menopause. I'm twenty and while early menopause does happen very, very rarely. I would like to think of myself as healthy enough not to be on that list. Well I hope I'm not on that list, that would be weird. Prompto don't be stupid you are not going through menopause.

I scroll down a little bit further and come to the next option. Pregnancy, now that's a scary thought. Am I pregnant? I did have sex, that is how get pregnant right. I click the link to a quick list describing symptoms. Soreness in the chest check, fatigue check the list just keep going and I kept having to put mental checks. oh gods I might be pregnant. This can't happen, like it really can't happen.

What do I tell Noctis cuss I only ever had sex that one time and i'm like super positive he was involved. Unless I live in a different reality where he wasn't. That didn't make any sense. What am I even thinking. Oh gosh I could be pregnant. I need to test this out immediately. Why do I get a pregnancy test oh right duh the store. Just because you're having a panic attack does not mean you have to be stupid Prompto take a deep breath girl.

“Are you playing justice monsters five?” I heard Board voice say as someone pulled up their chair next to me. I quickly exited out of my web browser.

“What!” I squeaked out looking to my side to notice that it was the man of my heart but also the last person I really wanted to talk to. “Oh! Noct, uumm no.” I answered.

“Do you want too?” He asked scooting his chair even closer to Me. I was so tempted to scoot away from him but that would be weird and he would obviously noticed that something's wrong with me. The last thing I needed was for him to start asking questions.

“Uummm not really?” I said Lemley before sliding my phone back into my pocket. We awkwardly sat there in silence for a few minutes before finally I decided to ask a question “When do you think will get to Galdin Quay.”

“Well we are about half way there so I guess around noon tomorrow. If we didn’t have to do all those quest for Cindy we would've been there sooner, why?” He asked giving me a sideways glance one of his eyebrows disappearing behind his bangs.

“No reason man” I said with a nervous smile fiddling with the ends of my shirt. I could see from his face he wasn't convinced so I rolled my eyes and leaned back in my chair as I said “I just need to pick something up at the store, also don't you dare complain about Cindy quest.”

“Whatever.” He said as he let out a huff. good I've successfully steer the conversation in a different direction. Score one for manipulative Prompto, if this keeps up on my level of the skill. If I reach level ten I can manipulate Ignis. By the gods what am I even thinking right now.

The silence must've been weird because Noctis was giving me a suspicious look again. Right we're having a conversation. I let out a nervous giggle before saying. “Don't ‘whatever’ me Noct, she's amazing and I would do anything she asked me to do.” I saw him smile at my ridiculous statement, good crisis averted again.

“Your lady boner is so strong for her.” He said to me causing me to laugh ridiculously hard.

“Dude if I was a guy I would have a total real boner for her.” I said once I caught my breath. I gave him a suggestive smile. Noctis made an exaggerated disgusted face at me.

“By the six Prompto I don't want to thank of you as a guy.” Said Noctis. This was nice, interacting with him like this almost made me forget about the issue that I might be having. I giggled at him and shook my head.

“What are you talking about, I would be a hot guy. I bet you that you would be totally gay for me, no scratch that everyone would be gay for Me.” I said.

“Even girls would be gay for you?” He asked sarcastically. Well as sarcastically as he could.

“Dude totally and it's okay that you want to repress your homosexual feelings for me, this piece of man meat sitting next to you understands the struggle.” I said continuing to play along.

“ your so weird.” He said as he shook his head. He's so wonderful, I don't want to be the reason to ruin his life. And with that thought my happy mood was gone I quickly gathered my things and stood up from the chair.

I gave him an exaggerated bow before I said. “Well it's been fun but I'm going to head to bed.”

“it's not that late, I'm not even sleepy.” He said it as if it was fact that if he was not sleepy no one should be asleep. Which really it's hard to argue with his logic sometimes.

“I know, I know, but I need to have a mental breakdown so I might as well have it by myself in the tent.” I said playfully but I had every intention of following through with those words.

“You're so weird.” Said Noctis still leaning back in his chair looking up at me.

“You said that already.” I replied as I turned away from him walking towards the tent.

I barely heard him say “And I said it again.” Before I close the flap of our tent. I crawled myself into my designated sleeping bag. I zip myself all the way in, I just laid there in the complete darkness contemplating what this could mean. If I am pregnant I'm screwed. I really can't think about this, no I refuse to think about this until it's confirmed I am not thinking about this. Yep that's the plan! I forced my eyes closed and within thirty minutes well I think it's thirty minutes I was asleep.

We woke up early the next morning packing all of our essentials. The trip to Galdin Quay was a relatively quiet one. I was too busy trying to figure out a sneaky way to get away from the group to really start a conversation with any of the guys. They really didn't seem to mind. My first thought of Galdin Quay was that it was beautiful, my second was that that boardwalk looked ridiculously long.

“Uh hey guys can you go on I had of me and I'll just catch up?” I said as I jumped from one foot to the other. Trying to contain my anxiety without looking too suspicious.

“Can I ask why?” Asked Gladiolus as he slammed his door. I could tell that Noctis look mildly interested and what I was going to say. Ignis, beautiful gods sent that he was, blissfully seem to be minding his own business.

“Of course you can Gladio, I'm sure out of all the boys you would understand.” I said sarcastically.

“Understand what exactly?” Asked Noctis, putting in his two gill on conversation.
Goodness I love these boys but I swear sometimes they're just so nosy.

“Oh you know that ‘time of the month.’” I said with a smirk on my face as I watched Noctis look at me in confusion and Gladiolus look at me in fear.

The giant of a man quickly grabbed Noctis by his shoulders and started pushing him towards the boardwalk as he said “Right, we’ll meet you when you're done.” Ignis simply shrugged his shoulders, gave me a small smile and followed after the others.

“I won't be long.” I called after them waiting for them to at least get halfway up the boardwalk before I walk towards the small hut that seem to be Galdin Quay general store.

I stood in line waiting for my turn. The wait really wasn't that long it's took me about five minutes before I was finally in front of the store clerk. It was a middle aged man who looked relatively young. I gave him a nervous smile before I asked. “Um do you sell pregnancy test?”

“Of course ma'am that'll be 50 gill.” Replied the man ever the professional he turned around and quickly grabbed a box from behind the counter. It was rather plain looking and very to the point of what product it was. I gave him the gill that was in my pocket and he gave me the pregnancy test. As mundane as the action was I still felt as if I was doing something dirty and wrong. Quickly I snatch the box from the counter and held it to my chest. I looked at the ground as I walked towards the bathrooms.

Everything was going fine I was almost to the bathrooms unfortunately holding a box towards your chest even with all your force is not always a good thing. It was especially a bad thing for me because I dropped the box. I felt every second that the box was in the air and it was like I was breaking all the bones in my body as I watch the box hit the ground. This was the worst. No scratch that the hand picking up the box was the worst.

I looked up too see that the person that had picked up my pregnancy test was a man dressed in rather ridiculous close with a brownish purple hair and an old hat. A shiver went down my body. I wanted to crawl under a rock and never get out. This man screamed power and he was holding my pregnancy test. Great just great.

“ A bit young for that aren't you?” He said to me as he looked at the package in his hand.

“Who are you?” I asked feeling annoyance mixing in with my nervousness. It really didn't matter how powerful this guy felt he didn't have to be a douche.

“A man of no consequence.” Was hat man’s stupid reply. Feeling annoyance finally taking over completely I snatched the box out of his hand.

“Right well man of no consequence this is of no consequence to you.” I snapped at him.

“Good attempt at trying to throw my words back at me I don't really know if you succeeded.” He said as he laughed at me.

“Right, okay well you have a good day sir I'm gonna go.” I said as I moved around him and started to make my way towards my original destination.

“Good luck on your endeavors.” He called at me. I just ignored him and continue on my path finally making my way into the bathrooms.

It didn't take me long to read the instructions, it also didn't take me long to follow the instructions. Honestly I was expecting it to be a lot more complicated than just peeing on a stick. It's weird how if you're pregnant hormones affect even your pee. Well all I could really hope for is that my pee was not affected. Because the last thing I needed was to be pregnant. I did everything I needed to do and all I had to do was wait for the results. When a plus sign showed up on the white screen I knew I had screwed up there was just no denying it.