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FILL: 6/?, Nyx/Noctis - AU, caught screwing the boss's son

[(Anonymous)]

There’s no reply from Noct when Nyx wakes up. Nyx tries not to let it bother him -- Noctis could have just been insanely busy -- but his stomach seems to drop into his boots anyway. Then he realizes it’s partly because he’s starving.

Mealtime adjustments: he forgot about factoring those in when reconditioning himself to be nocturnal. Good thing he’s got instant meals in his fridge. He snacks on an apple while the microwave runs, then wolfs the whole packet down almost without tasting it. His stomach could handle more but he holds off. He should eat with or after Noctis when he’s guarding him, and dinner is only in a couple of hours.

He brushes his teeth, washes the dishes, packs an overnight bag, and checks his phone again. Still no messages. Well actually, there’s one from Libertus, and Nyx sends a quick reply accepting an invitation to compare schedules and hang out if they get the same day off. Typical guard duty, even of important persons, has a rotating schedule that allows people to unwind. Otherwise you’ve just got sloppy security when people inevitably burn out.

That reminds him to text Hessy as well, to let her know he might not be able to make the weekend. He winces a little imagining what she’ll have to say about his unreliability.

When he’s done Noctis still hasn’t replied, and it’s time for Nyx to go if he doesn’t want to be late. He grabs his bag and heads out.



“Oh good, you’re here,” Crowe says when Nyx walks up the winding driveway that climbs past the Caelum’s immaculately manicured front lawn. She squints at his chest until Nyx realizes she’s looking for the dinky little clip-on security badge he got handed at the gate, and he shifts his hold on his backpack to bring it into view. “Come on, I’ll give you the tour.”

Nyx has a moment of existential terror that she’s also on the night shift and will cockblock him horrifically and also kill him when she finds out that he’s attracted to his charge, but then he remembers that Amicitia said she was head of the day shift. When he questions her, she shrugs.

“I live closest, and the evening guard has to actually guard. Plus Amicitia knows I sponsored you so I got tapped.” She punches him in the shoulder. “Feel grateful. I’m putting off the next episode of Lords of Eos for you.”

“I can’t believe you watch that crap,” Nyx says, who just last week binge-watched an entire season of Imperials Above Us and even now still sometimes has the urge to blurt out “IMPERIALS” with the accompanying hand motion.

“It’s better than your stupid conspiracy show,” Crowe retorts, proving that she’s basically psychic. “Anyway, here, come on. Front door is on a fingerprint electronic lock. You should be in the system.”

Nyx presses his thumb to the pad. It blinks green and the door’s deadbolt -- deadbolts? He hears more than one motor turning -- pulls back. Crowe opens the door.

“Welcome to the Caelum residence,” she says.

Nyx steps inside and has to work not to gape. He’s used to wealth, given that he works at one of the richest companies in Lucis, but somehow that’s different from seeing it in a house. There are columns in the foyer, and a spiral staircase: Nyx feels like he’s walked into an actual palace.

“I know,” Crowe says, not unsympathetically. “You get used to it. Come on.” She starts moving again, pointing out the kitchen, three bathrooms, four guest rooms, a living room, a separate entertainment room, the door leading out into the backyard (“not your problem”), the garage and laundry room (“you can use them if you need to”), the second and third staircases, and the Crownsguard war room. They spend an hour there getting Nyx up to speed.

“Okay,” Crowe says, leaning back in her chair and stretching. “That’s pretty much it. You look like your brain’s melting anyway, so let’s finish up. I’ll take you upstairs to meet your principal.”

Nyx agrees. They swing by the kitchen for a glass of water and then climb the second staircase up up to the second floor. The decor here is slightly more normal -- cream carpets, painted walls. There’s what looks like an original Yunalesca painting hanging at the end of the hall.

“Regis has the master bedroom,” Crowe says, and points to a set of double doors. She moves down the hallway. “He usually doesn’t come back ‘till late. These three are technically guest beds, but more often than not Noctis’ cohort stays in them. They’re not here tonight but I’m sure you’ll meet them soon… And here. This room is Noctis Caelum’s.”

She raps sharply on it, a quick one-two tap. There’s a pause. It doesn’t sound like anybody in the room is moving.

“Mr. Caelum,” Crowe says. She pitches her voice to carry. “Mr. Caelum, please come meet your new security detail.”

There’s another pause, shorter, before Noctis Caelum opens the door.

He does it fast, like he wants to get it over with. Nyx notices that first, and then is struck by the rest: Noct is in casual clothing, a thin tee that’s stretched over his chest and clings to his abdomen, and a pair of low-hanging sweatpants that reveal the elastic band of his boxers. His feet are bare.

“Mr. Caelum, Nyx,” Crowe says, oblivious to Nyx’s sudden speechlessness. “Nyx, Noctis Caelum. Meet your new best friend for the next couple of weeks.”

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THINGS I JUST NOTICED THIS UPDATE: I’ve been spelling Nyx’s last name wrong the whole time?? ;orz
ULRIC, NOT ULFRIC slkdja;lgjk

in other news: should i be explaining all my weird references? i sneak in a lot of them and like. i have weird niche interests so idk if people get confused

Re: FILL: 7/?, Nyx/Noctis - AU, caught screwing the boss's son

[(Anonymous)]

SUPER SORRY THE ABOVE SHOULD BE NAMED PART 7 i can't keep track slakgjag

Re: FILL: 6/?, Nyx/Noctis - AU, caught screwing the boss's son

[(Anonymous)]

jkfsjkfdlkdfslksdfklj *readsreadsreads--reaches the end* Ahhhhh wh-why are you such a tease, author!anon ;___; I mean, you're a good kind of tease, though. Now I get to spend all day at work tomorrow musing on this update and wondering what awaits us once Crowe leaves the building...

If you'd like to explain your references, feel free! I... actually don't really watch much tv orz, so they flew over my silly head. xD (I got the Yunalesca painting one, though!)

Now, then, Noct... WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUDE?! Even though it actually makes perfect sense for him to dress like that in his house lolol. I now see what you meant about Noct and how it's uncertain if he wants to be treated right by good guy Nyx. I wonder why Noct never texted him back, though? *side-eyes him* Is this part of some secret and insidious seduction plan he's got hidden inside those sweatpants?! ...or is it as simple and innocuous as missing the message on his phone? Ehh, either way, let's just hope Nyx can keep it together in front of Crowe, haha.

And wow, the Caelums are... obscenely rich. Like woah. There's just no other way of putting it. o_o From the moment the fingerprint lock appeared, I was like are you fucking kidding me Regis whose idea was this, yours or Clarus'?

Also in response to your response to my response to your amazing fill's previous part: I also can't imagine Nyx bragging to Regis about THAT lol ('s like, DOES NOT COMPUTE), but I'm glad the 22JS scene gave you a good laugh! :D

As always, please take care, Author!anon! Your wonderful writing (and witty way with words!) continues to parch my thirst whilst simultaneously causes me to devolve into... uh... well, just don't mind me, I'll be over here in the corner... imagining what wonders await us in the bedroom of the elusive and mysterious Noctis... and hitting f5... ;m;~<3

^ OP got caught up in excitement and forgot to identify as OP

[(Anonymous)]

What it says on the tin. *headdesks*

RE: OP

[(Anonymous)]

eh heh heh... it's because all the natural breaks in the scenes end in cliffhangers?? just like in movie scenes lol, that's how I picture it. NATURAL BREAKS IN THE ACTION. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR NOCTYX SEXXXXIN'. (except not actually, because it'll probably take a couple more parts to actually get them together.)

The main reference this part was the 'IMPERIALS with hand motion' -- I'm referencing the orange alien guy from the History channel, lol. He's a meme that I love.

I hate to be the person who says 'you'll see' but... YOU'LL SEE WHAT NOCT IS DOING SOON. (Crowe does have amazing powers of observation, but for convenience and a more hilarious reveal later, she probably won't figure out that Nyx wants to bang Noct like a screen door in a hurricane juuust yet.)

I actually based the Caelum residence description on a picture of Trump's foyer?? I can't believe anything positive has ever come out of Trump, but.. yeah. And I have a friend who actually has like, a castle tower architectural apparatus in her house. Once you go inside there's a spiral staircase that leads to a circular area with doors all around leading to different rooms. It's cray. (Also, I thought about just giving the Caelums an electronic lock with a number pad -- so convenient, you never need keys when leaving the house -- but that's too much security risk!! tons of people would need the code. Whereas a fingerprint pad is much more secure. ngl it was probably Clarus' idea.)

You replied so fast this time, anon, I posted right before I went to class and then I came home and saw your reply!! I'm so happy haha. Time to get back to writing >;)

Re: FILL: 6/?, Nyx/Noctis - AU, caught screwing the boss's son

[(Anonymous)]

Nyx has a moment of existential terror that she’s also on the night shift and will cockblock him horrifically and also kill him is the most delightful line. I love it.

Re: FILL: 6/?, Nyx/Noctis - AU, caught screwing the boss's son

[(Anonymous)]

"I can’t believe you watch that crap,” Nyx says, who just last week binge-watched an entire season of Imperials Above Us and even now still sometimes has the urge to blurt out “IMPERIALS” with the accompanying hand motion.

ashkjgdafkksf I almost woke up my apartment, holy shit. Nyx is such a dingus, I love this entire fic, I can't wait for more<3<3

Re: FILL: 6/?, Nyx/Noctis - AU, caught screwing the boss's son

[(Anonymous)]

A DINGUS. The best descriptor I have heard for him yet xD