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The events of Kingsglaive don't happen and the wedding is set to go off without a hitch, which is... bad. Because the bros have realized they are all in love.

Cue the most dramatic "I object!" moment ever at the wedding itself. It doesn't even have to be the bros objecting themselves--It can even be like Cindy shouting "DONT DO THIS TO THEM BOYS, THEY'RE IN LOVE YALL" or even Dino like "I can't let youse guys make a mistake like this"

Bonus points if someone objects for Luna, too, because Luna is in a relationship with Cindy or Gentiana or someone.

now I'm just picturing half the chapel objecting and just like "are you kidding me they're obviously not in love with each other" because by this point everyone in Eos has either seen Noctis with his boyfriends or Luna with her girlfriend

Yes, please

Noctis tugged at his collar, again. Prompto gave him another look and somehow pointed to Lunafreya with his eyebrows.

"I-I-I Uh - " Noctis wiped at his face.

"Today, Highness." Gladio hissed under his breath.

Luna managed to capture his gaze, he couldn't bear looking at her wet, tired eyes.

"I gu- I mean I d-" Noctis stuttered, looking with panic the hem of Luna's dress then back up to the statue 7ft behind her head.

"I OBJECT TO THIS HERE UNION!" Came an angry, rough voice from the 3rd row.

Cid, stood up slowly, hand raised in the air. "After all these kids have been through - both of 'em, you're still makin' 'em do this shit?" He pointed accusingly towards to Regis.

Clarus turned slowly towards Cid, eyes wide.

"Don't give me that look you old fucker, you'd have to be blind to see what's goin' on here" Cid dipped his head to Ignis. "No offense to lil' Iggy up there, boy's sharp as a tack."

"None taken." Ignis waved it off, Gladio grabbing his hand out of the air from bumping into the pedestal with flowers in front of him.

"They're all prepared to pull this stunt for you old farts but for what God-blessed purpo--"

Prompto could feel his eyes watering, now actually threatening to become tears rather than just a snuffly headache. He wanted so badly to reach for Ignis' hand.

Gladio met his father's icey, narrow glare and smiled wryly, shrugging. He mouthed what do you expect me to do?

Clarus rolled his eyes, making to stand.

"I CAN'T ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN." Ravus shot up. "I've pretended for long enough to get along with all of this and I just can't let Luna toss her life away again!" He grabbed the two-thousand four-hundred and seventy-two year old wood of the pew in front of him and gripped it hard. "The empire is gone, the war is over! There's no need for this farce!"

"Ravu-" Luna started, her well honed posture faltering as she turned to her brother. "Ravus, that's..."

Noctis felt her grip loosen then tighten all the way up again.

"Even the people who needed this damn thing to work out in the first place don't need it no more, Reggie, your boys fine, the girl's fine and you're good for another while yet." Cid ran his hand through his hair, leaning heavily on Cindy's shoulder for support. "They don't gotta do this shit."

Cor leant over the seat to speak directly to his King, whispering hurriedly and standing, Regis' eyes widened.

"That's the spirit, kid." Cid gave him a thumbs up.

"With all due respect your Majesty." Cor adjusted his tie. "This is a bit redundant at this point."

Cor's eyes suddenly found the 3rd century paintings on the ceiling very very fascinating when Clarus turned the gaze from his son sweating bullets behind Noctis at the altar to his traitorous 'friend'.

Noctis looked at Ravus, his broad shoulders shaking.

Aranea put her hand up.

"Yeah this is a pretty lame idea." She said loudly, rolling her eyes as the old woman beside her literally clutched her pearls. "Big boy, Idiot, and Pops are right"
there was a murmur of confusion and Ravus could be heard saying "I think I'm idiot." to the gentlman beside him.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, never in all my days have I heard this much objection to a union-" started the officiant "- And before I even got to that part! You should all be asha-”
A cool wind blew in, rustling Luna’s heavy dress.

Gentiana leaned into her Lady’s shoulder, whispering in her ear.

“You too Gentiana?” Luna’s eyes were wide and she pulled her eyes off of Noctis, who was now solidly looking at the ground looking like he was getting yelled at in school.

“Noct- I think perhaps we should talk about this whole thi-” Luna hand her hand on Noctis’ face, cupping his burning cheek gently.

Somebody on the far- far right of the hall stood up, his kingsglaive uniform standing out like a sore-thumb amongst the sea of gentle Tenebraen blues we was swimming in.

"I OBJECT!" Nyx Ulric shouted, his voice causing much more of a stir.

"Yeah! We object!" Libertus hobbled up, Nyx helping support his weight.

Crowe stood up beside them, grabbing Nyx's free hand.

“Princess, I-I can’t tell you what to do, I already told you that...” Nyx made his way through the row, literally jumping over the legs of 2 women who tried to block him in. “This doesn’t have to happen, you don’t have to do thi- “ He saw Noct’s quickly souring face. “N-neither of you have to do this anymore, you can both be happy.”

Regis stood, the whole room breaking out in new whispers but the heavy clunk of his bad leg and cane on the old stone as he made his way to the altar stopped that soon enough.
He gently placed his hand on the minister’s shoulder, stepping through the middle of Lunafreya and Noctis, splitting their hands apart.

“I’ve been informed just now, something that I wish at least one of you would’ve told me before we planned all of this.” Regis took his son’s hand finding it hard to stay balanced on the polished stone. “That my son,” He lifted Noctis’ hand a little. “And Princess Lunafreya have both had other romantic interests these past few years and hadn’t told me.”

“Dad, how was I suppos-” Noctis gripped his dad’s hand tight. “It all just happened without even realisi-”

“So in light of this discovery, while I cannot stop them, I do hope they consider this.” Regis put both his hands on his cane and looked to Luna for a moment then back at the crowd. “That happiness is not what you get for pleasing others, it is something you make for yourself.”

There was a whistle from the crowd and a hushed ‘paw-paw control yerself!’

“I hope you’ll both see that making everyone happy is impossible, so you’ll just aim to make yourselves happy.” Regis said, taking a deep breath and winking at Gladio before making a move back to his seat.

Luna looked Noctis in the eyes, he finally met her there.

“God, I thought I was gonna ruin this all on my own.” Noctis said with a small laugh. “I was just doing this so I didn’t let you down.”

Luna smiled at him, the first time that whole day and the seventy-five percent of ceremony they’d gone through.

“I didn’t want to hurt you...” She said, voice soft and raw. “I love you Noctis, I truly do, but not in the way one loves a husband.”

“I feel the same way, I just couldn’t love you how you deserve, the way I could love a husband.” Noctis whispered back, smiling at her small grin.

Luna stood up straight, looking over the crowd, several sour faces, Nyx getting stared down by her brother and Clarus - one hand holding Cor firmly in place - having a one-sided conversation with the King, who sat there serenely smiling up at her.

“Everyone I’m afraid there’s been a bit of a misunderstanding.” She turned to them, handing Noctis her bouquet to heft up her skirt. “I won’t be getting married today and neither will Noctis, I believe all of our priorities need re-evaluating.”

Ravus almost leapt over secretary Claustra to get to her only to be beaten to her hand by Nyx warping.

“Guess we said all that stuff last night for no reason then, huh?” Prompto said, hushed against the commotion of Luna leaving the church arms-linked with her brother on one side, and Nyx on the other.

“I wouldn’t say it was without reason -” Ignis reached for Noct, placing a hand on his shoulder. “We all got to say our hearts' desires thinking something was going to end.”

“We laid it all out on the table, thinking there’d be no next time.” Gladio slung an arm around Prompto’s shoulder. “Wish we had the guts to talk like that all the time.”

Noctis couldn’t stop himself grinning, tears that had been welling up all day finally falling, now from relief rather than sad resignation.

“I love you guys so mu-huuuuh-huuuch.” he ended up wailing, crashing his face into Gladio’s broad chest.

“Easy there prince charming, you’re getting snot on my jacket.” He gave Noctis’ back several long strokes anyway.

Regis stood again, this time Clarus by his side supporting him, Cor trailing behind his hand grabbed by Cid.

“Noctis...” Regis reached for his son and Gladio stepped back. “Noct come here.”
Noctis sniffed hard, trying to snort back his snot and tears.

“I won’t say I’m glad we went through all of this-” He held both of Noctis’ wrists gently. “-But I’m glad you’ve found who will make you happy, i-if you don’t mind me asking - “ Regis felt uncertainty prickle at his edges for the first time in a long while. “Which of your friends is th- I’ve been getting conflicting reports you see - I can’t be certain which of these boys is your partner.”

Noctis’ eyes stung at being opened to far after crying so hard.
“Dad, I uh,” Noctis felt his stomach drop. “I don’t know how to answer that one.”

There was a heavy cough.

“It’s all of them.” Cor said within that cough.

“You filthy snitch.” Gladio said without thinking. “Sir, you filthy snitch, sir.”

Regis looked around Noctis, seeing Ignis, Gladio and Prompto hidden away behind Ignis, a nervous smile on his face and a little wave.
He waved back.

“I guess you’d found a lot more love than I’d thought.” Regis said softly, his breath had left him but he smiled at his son.

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I couldn't completely erase kg bc I like nyx a LOT and i like lunyx a LOT and I want ravus and nyx to take videogames too seriously at family functions a LOT.

and I couldn't pick One Guy to object, so I chose, Almost Everyone. :^)

btw, Coctura was 20 minutes late and is just internally screaming the whole time hoping the reception is still gonna happen because she did not spend the last 18 hours making pastries for them to go to waste. (Ravus already paid the band, they should go party)

despite not being the OP i had wished to the six someone would fill this and you delivered

AND YOU INCLUDED KG SIX BLESS YOU AUTHORNON this was hilarious and sweet and i am sure everyone involved is relieved that they stopped it

except for coctura i guess because ALL THIS FOOD YOU GUYS

OP HERE

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I STARTLED MY CAT INTO RUNNING OUT OF THE ROOM.

This is the most hilarious fic ever. BLESS YOU ALWAYS. I can't explain how perfect this is. Everyone objecting is the BEST way it could go down, Cor being a snitch, Ravus' helpful "I'm the idiot," god, I could quote this whole thing. Well fucking DONE, anon.

Ravus' "I think I'm the idiot" and this part:

//“It’s all of them.” Cor said within that cough.

“You filthy snitch.” Gladio said without thinking. “Sir, you filthy snitch, sir.”//

are DEFINITELY the highlights amazing this is a gift

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