Someone else should do a serious fill for this, but have a cracky snippet of modern AU Ardyn/Noctis fake dating!
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Noct hated going out, because there was always that one person who'd recognize him and wouldn't let up until he'd signed their bra, or answered for whatever law his father had just signed into legislation, or whatever else they'd come up with get in his face about for an hour, but he'd promised Prompto he'd at least make an appearance tonight as it'd been a month since the guys had seen him outside the palace, c'mon Noct. It just figured that he'd run into the one guy who was too drunk to even recognize him and still wouldn't take no for an answer. Noct seriously considered just punching the guy in the face and enduring Ignis' disappointed sighs as the tabloids printed articles titled "The Prince's Anger Management Problem" for the next month. Again.
He was just about to say "fuck this" and leave before anything drastic happened when an arm slung itself over his shoulder. "My dear Noct, where have you been hiding yourself?"
Noct twitched. Violently. He'd forgotten that Ardyn Izunia was in town discussing border control issues with the Council. The guy was a serious creep who'd probably been perving on Noct since he was a kid, but he was providing the only graceful way to get out of the current situation without causing a scene, so Noct rolled with it.
"You're late," he said, glaring up at Ardyn. Why the fuck was everyone in the world taller than him? Emperor Aldercapt was taller than him, and he was a billion years old.
"My most sincere apologies," Ardyn said, in the same tone of voice he used when claiming that those soldiers had been on the Niff side of the border, and thus outside the jurisdiction of Lucis, in council sessions with his father. "Let me make it up to you, dearest."
And that was how Noct found himself getting kissed within an inch of his life while cameraphones flashed around him and there was the distant sound of glass breaking as if someone had dropped their mug on the floor. He hoped Prompto was happy, because Noct was never ever leaving the palace again.
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The papers the next morning all read something on a variation of: "Prince of Lucis having affair with High Chancellor of Niflheim??"
Noct screamed and set the offending article on fire, following it up with a blizzard spell when the whole table went up in flames. He should've just punched the guy in the face.
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Mini-Fill: i only want to do bad things to you
Date: 2016-12-26 04:49 pm (UTC)-
Noct hated going out, because there was always that one person who'd recognize him and wouldn't let up until he'd signed their bra, or answered for whatever law his father had just signed into legislation, or whatever else they'd come up with get in his face about for an hour, but he'd promised Prompto he'd at least make an appearance tonight as it'd been a month since the guys had seen him outside the palace, c'mon Noct. It just figured that he'd run into the one guy who was too drunk to even recognize him and still wouldn't take no for an answer. Noct seriously considered just punching the guy in the face and enduring Ignis' disappointed sighs as the tabloids printed articles titled "The Prince's Anger Management Problem" for the next month. Again.
He was just about to say "fuck this" and leave before anything drastic happened when an arm slung itself over his shoulder. "My dear Noct, where have you been hiding yourself?"
Noct twitched. Violently. He'd forgotten that Ardyn Izunia was in town discussing border control issues with the Council. The guy was a serious creep who'd probably been perving on Noct since he was a kid, but he was providing the only graceful way to get out of the current situation without causing a scene, so Noct rolled with it.
"You're late," he said, glaring up at Ardyn. Why the fuck was everyone in the world taller than him? Emperor Aldercapt was taller than him, and he was a billion years old.
"My most sincere apologies," Ardyn said, in the same tone of voice he used when claiming that those soldiers had been on the Niff side of the border, and thus outside the jurisdiction of Lucis, in council sessions with his father. "Let me make it up to you, dearest."
And that was how Noct found himself getting kissed within an inch of his life while cameraphones flashed around him and there was the distant sound of glass breaking as if someone had dropped their mug on the floor. He hoped Prompto was happy, because Noct was never ever leaving the palace again.
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The papers the next morning all read something on a variation of: "Prince of Lucis having affair with High Chancellor of Niflheim??"
Noct screamed and set the offending article on fire, following it up with a blizzard spell when the whole table went up in flames. He should've just punched the guy in the face.