ffxv_kinkmeme | Prompt Post Round Five

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Every time I see a prompt for A/B having sex in a storage room or janitors closet, I think of the poor custodian who keeps finding condoms and panties and *stains* in these places. So here's the prompt: a custodian who works in the citadel is no stranger to finding evidence of sex in the closets and storage rooms they work out of. At least once a week they catch a couple in the act. Some ideas:
-Equal opportunity closets, m/m, m/f, and f/f couples getting caught
-Noctis/Any getting caught
-Regis/Any getting caught
-rarepares. I. Love. Rarepares!
-5+1, five times they caught people, and one time they had their own tryst with someone? Joined In? Got caught themself?

I want this. So much want.

I will do this OP. Will likely be the weekend before I get time, but it's a great prompt!

Here you are OP. (I have aged Iris up to 16 as there's not exactly a healthy supply of female characters to choose from!)

Tiberius had always enjoyed his job. The Citadel was a truly spectacular piece of architecture; elegant yet modern, commanding yet welcoming. It needed to be cared for just as much as the dozens of people who lived and worked there and he took particular pride in ensuring the gem in Insomnia’s crown was always at its best. As head caretaker, he ensured that the floors shone, the windows sparkled and gardens were always kept pristine.

He liked his colleagues, had enormous respect for the King and loved to be kept busy. In fact, he only had one thing to wish for…

...A lock for the door of his principal storage closet.

1. Iris Amicitia & Livilla Drusus

He’d been returning from a meeting with the King’s chamberlain when a muffled groan reached his ears. He was just passing his largest storage closet and his immediate thought was that some of the more boisterous guards had shut someone in there and wedged the door closed; several years ago he’d opened the door to find young Ignis Scientia hyperventilating after being shut in there for three hours by bullies.

Feeling rage swell in his chest, he strode towards the door, ready to free whatever poor soul was stuck there. He swung it open, swore violently, and immediately averted his eyes.

Iris Amicitia, the Shield’s daughter, and Livilla Drusus, daughter of one of the king’s chief diplomats, were standing twined together and kissing hungrily. School skirts pushed up, they both had their panties down around their knees and their fingers working furiously between each other’s legs. The whimpers he’d heard were in fact pleasured moans.

At the sound of Tiberius’s exclamation, the two sixteen year olds sprang apart, blushed furiously and tugged their underwear up before stepping out into the corridor.

“You won’t tell our parents, will you?” Livilla asked fearfully, once Tiberius looked in their direction again.

They were sixteen – legally of age and old enough to decide who they want to be intimate with. Although Tiberius thought they both deserved a ticking off for skipping school, that was not his job. Nor was it anything to do with him if they want to be fooling around with each other.

“It’s none of my business what you two get up to in your private time,” he told them gruffly. “Though you ought to be at school. I won’t mention it to Lord Clarus or Lord Drusus this time but I don’t want to find you in here again. It's a storage room not the school bike shed!"

“You won’t! I promise!” Iris said at once, tugging Livilla away by the hand. “Come on, Liv, there’s a storage room I know Uncle Cor doesn’t use!”

Tiberius let them go with an exasperated shake of the head. They were the Immortal’s problem now!

2. Gladio/Crowe

Damn if he didn’t find the girl’s brother in there a couple of days later!

Meaning to conduct an inventory of his cleaning supplies, Tiberius had opened the closet door to find Crowe Altius, sans pants, perched on one of his storage units as regally as though she sat there every day. Kneeling between her spread legs and lapping enthusiastically at her clitoris was Gladio Amicitia.

For fuck sake! Was screwing around in cleaning closets a family trait?!

Just as he cleared his throat, Crowe’s body went rigid and she let out a strained groan, thighs squeezing around Gladio’s face as she came. Only then did they realise they had been seen.

Tiberius arched a disapproving eyebrow, his cheeks dark with embarrassment. Randy teenagers were one thing – these two were old enough to know better!

Gladio had the grace to look embarrassed, ducking his head sheepishly as he stood, trying to cover up the blatantly obvious erection he was sporting. Crowe airily got to her feet, totally nonchalant about her nakedness below the waist, and reached for her clothes.

“Sorry we held you up!” she said airily, as though they’d done nothing more than take too long in a shop queue. She briskly got dressed and breezed out of the door, a rather punch-drunk looking Gladio trailing in her wake.

Tiberius did not get paid enough for this!

Prompt Post Round Five

Some poor janitor keeps finding people fucking in their closet

Re: Some poor janitor keeps finding people fucking in their closet

Re: Some poor janitor keeps finding people fucking in their closet

Fill Part 1: Some poor janitor keeps finding people fucking in their closet