because they're both creepy, extorting, stalker-y fucks (and the way the overwatch fandom seems to glorify sombra is kinda fucked up tbh - she seems to me to be the [generally] abusive type, regardless of her sexuality - but that's neither here nor there).
maybe they try to out-creep/out-stalk one another to the point where they have hatesex? who knows, do whatever.
[Crossover-ish] Ardyn/Sombra (Overwatch)
maybe they try to out-creep/out-stalk one another to the point where they have hatesex? who knows, do whatever.