So Ardyn is technically old as balls, right? So he probably views all people at this point, regardless of age, as way too immature for his sexual/romantic tastes.
But when he taunts the Chocobros, his smooth-talking works a little too well. Cue one of the bros getting a ridiculous crush on him and trying to hit him up.
Just someone being SUPER THIRSTY for Ardyn while Ardyn is like "JFC NO THANKS"
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Chocobros/Ardyn One-Way Crush
Date: 2017-01-09 11:56 pm (UTC)So Ardyn is technically old as balls, right? So he probably views all people at this point, regardless of age, as way too immature for his sexual/romantic tastes.
But when he taunts the Chocobros, his smooth-talking works a little too well. Cue one of the bros getting a ridiculous crush on him and trying to hit him up.
Just someone being SUPER THIRSTY for Ardyn while Ardyn is like "JFC NO THANKS"