Remember Gladio's douchey line when you catch a really small fish? How does Gladio even know the size of Noctis' dick?
Anyway, fic where Noctis has a smaller-than-average (up to you how much smaller) dick and Gladio dirty-talks him about it while they fuck. Seriously, go as simple as "not as big as ridic porn dick" or straight-up micropenis that's basically just a glans.
Bonus: Gladio's dick is bigger than normal and Noctis likes to worship it. Bonus 2: feminization of Noctis and dirty talking about he's got a boy-pussy and a boy-clit and how his balls are clearly useless.
Gladio/Noctis - Noctis has a small dick
Anyway, fic where Noctis has a smaller-than-average (up to you how much smaller) dick and Gladio dirty-talks him about it while they fuck. Seriously, go as simple as "not as big as ridic porn dick" or straight-up micropenis that's basically just a glans.
Bonus: Gladio's dick is bigger than normal and Noctis likes to worship it.
Bonus 2: feminization of Noctis and dirty talking about he's got a boy-pussy and a boy-clit and how his balls are clearly useless.