I am sitting here listening to Mulan, and now I really really REALLY need someone to write a fic where Gladio teaches everyone some skills in fighting... and the bedroom.
I want him to drill their lily white asses into the gym mats... quite literally.
Bonus points if: 1) You can put in some of the lyrics 2) Someone walks in on the fighting and gets the wrong impression 3) That person then walks in one the real situation and just stares 4) Poly!Chocobros is the best, but if you only want to do one ship then please make it Gladnoct or Promptio.
Chocobros/Gladio I'll Make a Man out of You
I want him to drill their lily white asses into the gym mats... quite literally.
Bonus points if:
1) You can put in some of the lyrics
2) Someone walks in on the fighting and gets the wrong impression
3) That person then walks in one the real situation and just stares
4) Poly!Chocobros is the best, but if you only want to do one ship then please make it Gladnoct or Promptio.