between conditioning, training, watching after noct, whatever, there is no way in hell that gladio has a social/sex life. once he manages to finally get some action his body just immediately goes. he gets so excited that like even the sexual stroke of a thigh he gets painfully turned on.

+ comes in his pants, but is still willing to go for round two, and barely lasts again
+ any is totally cool with it, maybe makes a joke or two but isn't brutal about it
+ any is little shocked he has no experience but once again, totally cool with it
+ ot4 or any of the chocobros
+ actually I'm cool with anybody besides ardyn or an amicitia
- no abo or sex pollen/status effect/magic/etc.