"You thought your first kiss would be Lunafreya," the chancellor gloated as Noctis tried to spit the Gross Old Man taste out, "BUT IT WAS I, ARD--" Gladio's sword made a satisfyingly meaty THOCK as it severed Ardyn's head from his neck.
"Do you think we should have told him that that wasn't Noct's first kiss?" Prompto asked as arterial blood shot everywhere. Unperturbed by the spray, Ignis produced a bottle of mouthwash for the still-gagging prince.
"Prompto, we talked about this," Gladio groaned as the four walked away. "The first rule of Harem Club is--"
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oh god i'm so sorry someone do a better job
Date: 2017-12-04 03:41 am (UTC)"Do you think we should have told him that that wasn't Noct's first kiss?" Prompto asked as arterial blood shot everywhere. Unperturbed by the spray, Ignis produced a bottle of mouthwash for the still-gagging prince.
"Prompto, we talked about this," Gladio groaned as the four walked away. "The first rule of Harem Club is--"
"Yeah, yeah, 'we don't talk about Harem Club.'"