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Prompt Post Round Six

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Basically, post-game Ignis, Gladio, and Prompto wake up one day to find they've gone back in time, to just right after they've left Insomnia (or maybe even earlier, up to you).

They have ALL of their memories about the events of the game.

Only problem is, Noctis doesn't remember anything.

Are the bros able to bring themselves to tell Noctis what's going to happen?
Does he think the bros are playing some kind of prank?
Are they able to actually prevent anything from happening? Does Insomnia still fall, Luna and Noct still die, Ignis still blinded, ect?

Details are up to you, I just really want the bros being overjoyed at having Noctis back and alive, only to be absolutely crushed when they see Noctis is clueless to his fate and the kind of Suffering™ that he's going to go through. :D

I have never expected one of my posts would inspire a prompt here :D

Seconded, especially for the big bad not being Ardyn :3

Prompto is transman but Ardyn insists on calling him her and she and girl on top of being a creepy bad touch creeper.

Gladio's partner likes having him drop his weight on them during sex: feeling crushed, breathless, unable to move or escape, all of that. It makes them feel safe and protected, as well as being a huge turn-on, so Gladio indulges them.

Noctis was still sniffling into Cor’s shoulder when the Marshal arrived outside Ignis’s room, which was just along the corridor from Noctis’s own. Still holding him securely with one arm, Cor raised the other to knock gently on the door.

Noctis really liked that about Uncle Cor. Most grown-ups just walked right in whenever they needed to talk to him or Ignis. Cor didn’t – he respected their space like they were actual grown-ups and always waited for permission.

A tremulous “come in” sounded from the other side of the door and Cor carried Noctis inside, where the sight of Ignis lying face down on his bed sent the prince into peals of fresh sobs. He’d never seen the older boy look so upset; Ignis’s eyes were swollen and red with crying, though he hurriedly scrubbed his arm across them at the sight of Noctis and Cor.

Cor sat down on the edge of the bed and Noctis threw himself out of the Marshal’s lap to throw his arms around Ignis’s neck desperately.

“I’m…sorry…Iggy!” he choked out miserably. “I’m really… really s-sorry! I didn’t…want her…to hurt you! Please…please don’t ha-hate me!”

Ignis sat up, whimpering pitifully when his bottom made contact with the bed. He hurriedly scrambled up onto his knees and then hugged Noctis back gently, just the same as he always did.

“I’ll never hate you, Noct,” he promised tremulously. “I swear.”

“I tried to punish myself,” Noct assured him through his sobs, clutching at him tightly. “I promise, I did…but…”

“Noctis thought it would be a good idea to try and flog himself using one of my sword belts,” Cor explained quietly, reaching over to push the Prince’s floppy fringe from his eyes. “More specifically the buckle end. Thankfully I found him before he could do too much damage, but I think you’ve given yourself some pretty bad bruising, kiddo.”

“Noct, you shouldn’t have done that!” Now it was Ignis’s turn to dissolve into sobs, genuinely distressed at the thought of Noctis suffering for him. “It’s my job to look after you, you’re the prince! You shouldn’t hurt yourself!”

“But it wasn’t fair!”

“C’mere, you two,” Cor said gently and gathered them both into a hug. Two sets of arms found their way around his neck and he let both boys cry out their pain and distress.

“Right, I’m going to go and get you a potion to help you both, ok?” he promised, once they eventually quietened. “And then I’m going to go see your Dad, Noct. Ignis, I know it’s embarrassing, kiddo, but I need you to let me see how badly you’re bruised.”

Blushing, Ignis turned away from them and slid his trousers down to reveal vicious looking red, blue and purple welts covering his buttocks; evidence that the beating had been a severe one. Noctis promptly burst into tears again, began a new litany of apologies and threw himself at Ignis the moment he was decent again.

“You two lie down for a while,” said Cor, who looked angrier than either of the children had ever seen him. “I’ll get you something for the pain and I’ll be back soon, ok?”

“What if Madame Livilla comes in and sees Noctis here?” Ignis asked fearfully. “She’ll be cross…”

“If that harridan shows her face,” Cor said grimly. “You tell her to take it up with me!” He spread a blanket over the two of them, tucked them up and quietly slipped out of the room.

Noctis immediately snuggled up against Ignis, just like he did whenever he had nightmares, and felt the older boy wrap an arm around him in turn. “You really don’t hate me? You promise?”

“I promise,” Ignis gave him a tired, red-eyed smile. “Nothing could ever make me hate you. I’d rather she hit me than you Noct, I’ll never let anyone hurt you.”

“I won’t let anyone hurt you either!” Noctis said fiercely. “And anyone who does, I’m gonna put them in jail when I’m king!”

Ignis just laughed quietly and they snuggled up devotedly together in silence.

*

They must have drifted off to sleep because the next thing Noctis was aware of was Uncle Cor’s voice saying a lot of really bad words and ending with: “Fucking vicious bitch!”

“Cor!” scolded the voice of Uncle Clarus. Noctis sleepily wondered if Cor was too big to have his mouth washed out; he was much younger than his Dad or Uncle Clarus! Then suddenly, awareness crept back upon him and he opened his eyes.

It wasn’t just Clarus and Cor who were in the room, Noctis’s father was also there…which meant he must know by now that Noctis had been breaking the rules. What if his Dad and Clarus thought Madame Livilla had the right idea and wanted to punish Ignis too?

“It was all my fault!” he burst out hurriedly, scrambling off the bed to dash over to his father. “I’m sorry I was bad! You can punish me however you want! But you can’t hurt Iggy! He didn’t do anything wrong!”

Regis reached out gently and tugged Noctis onto his lap. Noctis tensed a second, wondering if he was about to be turned across it to get the spanking he knew he deserved, but his father only hugged him. “Settle down, my son,” he said gently. “No one is going to be hurting Ignis.”

“Definitely not!” Clarus agreed, looking over to where Ignis was stirring sleepily on the bed. “That boy is almost unnaturally well behaved; I’ve never met a kid who deserved punishment less!”

As Noctis began to ramble about what happened, Regis held up a hand to stem the flow of words. “Cor told us what happened,” he explained to his son and a now-awake Ignis. “Needless to say I’m not pleased to discover you were flouting your governess’s instructions so blatantly, Noctis; that was very wrong indeed. However, that in no way gave Madame Livilla the right to act as she did. There is a reason such traditions belong in the past. I can promise you, Ignis, that you will never again be punished in Noctis’s place. And as for you, Noctis, you must promise me never to try and harm yourself in that manner again. If you feel something isn’t fair, you come talk to me – or Clarus or Cor if I’m not here. You never try to harm yourself like that. Do you understand?” Noctis nodded and allowed himself to be wrapped again in his father’s arms.

Both boys were given a curative potion to get rid of the pain and were able to enjoy the comfort of the three adults for some time until Regis and Clarus eventually had to depart. They were going, they said, to speak with Madame Livilla.

“You can stay here!” Clarus told Cor firmly, when the younger man rose to leave with them. “Covering up the extra judicial murder of one of the domestic staff by the head of the Crownsguard is not a task I want to have to face today!”

*

It transpired that Madame Livilla was dismissed from her position and was asked to leave the Citadel, though not before Noctis had the chance to release a cluster of live rats into her bedroom.
He would take the secret that it was Uncle Cor’s idea, and that it was Cor who helped him carry out the prank, to his grave!

If anyone has seen the princess diaries then this is self explanatory haha

Precious! ;v;
The rat prank was a funny touch.

I'm the anon who requested this and oh my god I love this so much I"m dying, thank you so much for writing this, it's so good!

Five times Gladio disappointed a would-be lover by having an average-sized penis, and one time a lover was relieved that s/he didn't have to fit a twelve-inch dong inside him/herself.

Goddamnit YESSS!

Regis and Clarus invite a young (21+ though) Cor to join in their relationship and set about broadening his horizons.

Ardyn gets cut in half and each half regenerates into a whole new Ardyn - only problem is only of them has memories while the other is an amnesiac who's kinda an asshole and bit of a pervert but not "I will destroy the destroy the world because the gods wre mean to me" and keeps messing up other him's (and the gods) plans just by existing.

God, anything, please. I just wanna read ONE fic about mtf trans character in this fandom.

Bonus points if she starts her transition before the road trip. Doesn’t have to be ABOUT that, but politics and media talking heads are always a favourite thing for me to see in fic.

When Noctis comes back 10 years later he have absolute power, and as absolute power corrupts absolutely, he defeats Ardyn and Niflheim but decides that he should be the ruler of everything. He still wants his lovers by his side and have no problem using his powers to discipline them or mess up with their head so they don't leave him

I'm intrigued

+100

When Noctis have a very early meeting Ignis and Gladio have to make sure that he is ready for it, and since Noct is not really up 100% they decide that it really isn't a good idea to trust him with a blade close to his face. So they shave him themselves, with Gladio holding Noct steady and Ignis shaving him

Holy shit, I love this.

G rated version: Ardyn steals Noct's first kiss, rather forcefully, and gloats about it.

Or

E rated version: Ardyn steals Noct's virginity, rather forcefully, and gloats about it.

Bonus for the G rated version if the kiss is described as kinda gross and invasive, and lasts way too long.

Bonus for the E rated version if Ardyn makes it a point to come inside Noct at the end of it.

Bonus for all if it takes place in the Versperpool area during the chapter 7 trip to Steyliff, and Ardyn is demanding a "reward" for letting the bros have the Myrthril and letting them "borrow" Aranea.

One of the many things I loved about FFVIII was that certain things Laguna and Co. did in the past would reflect in the present when Squall and Co. found them, particularly in the Centra Excavation Site.

So since we know Regis and Co. had been around Lucid during their own trip to Altissia, maybe traces of what they'd done were left behind for Noctis and Co. to find. Stuff like old photos found in dinners or crown city weapons found in dungeons or uncovered secrets that had previously been discovered and had left some recognizable mark behind.

This could be fun

+💯

I'm intrigued

+💯

This is hilarious, can somebody please do this? XD

PLEASE, oh my god xD

Inspired by actual events transpiering at my place of employment this weekend in which 1st and 2nd shifts have a little betting pool...

The competition is this: Who can get King Regis to say "bag of dicks." Asking him to say it is not only cheating but otherwise ill advised.

Everything is normal - so no downright abo culture or special behaviours - except heat biologically exists and makes people reeeally horny, usually in response to a person triggering it. Of course it hits Noctis sooner or later on their travels and of course the person he responds to is Ardyn who's obviously just been waiting for that.

He joins Noctis for a nightly visit bc what could be funnier than leaving poor noctis with his child?

Kudos if:
+noctis doesn't know he could get knocked up
+dubcon. Noctis is horny af but this is still ardyn but oooh nevermind this dude knows how to please
+people only find out after noctis starts getting round
+noctis finds out ardyn isn't even alpha, he's a beta!
+maybe ardyn returns for a few rounds just because

Super kudos if:
+daddy ardyn sometimes visits because unexpectedly he has a cute kid. Of course he's still a dick but boy do these eyes light up when resting on his daughter/son...

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Prompt Post Round Six

(spoilers) OT4, time travel, the bros retain their memories but Noctis doesn't

Re: Gladio/Noctis, The Bodyguard AU

Ardyn/Prompto, trans Prompto and deliberate misgendering

Gladio/Any, using his weight

Fill 4/4: Gen or pre Ignoct, Ignis is Noct's whiping boy, Noct self-punishes

Gen or Any/Noctis - Prince diaries

Re: Fill 4/4: Gen or pre Ignoct, Ignis is Noct's whiping boy, Noct self-punishes

Re: Fill 3/? Re: Gen or Ardyn/Noctis, Ardyn Raises Noctis

Gladio, normal-sized penis, 5+1

Re: Gladio/Any, using his weight

Cor/Clarus/Regis - first time

Ardyn vs Ardyn, Starfish Ardyn

Noctis, male to female trans

OT4 Dark/corrupted king Noctis AU

Re: Gladio/Any, using his weight

Gladio/Noctis/Ignis shaving

Re: Noctis + Prompto, Chocolate Fountain Hijinks

Noncon Ardyn/Noctis, But it was I, Dio

Gen, traces of the past

Re: Gen, traces of the past

Re: Gladio/Noctis/Ignis shaving

Re: Ot4, weird status effects that lead to weirder reactions

Re: Ardyn/Noctis or Ardyn/Prompto, Bad touch chancellor fail

Glaive vs. Guard, bag of dicks

A/B/O Ardyn gets Noctis pregnant