I just want two dumb bros making a baby together. Obviously continuing the royal bloodline is important, but Noctis and Prompto have found a loophole! While identifying as male, Prompto is endowed with the equipment to help his King/lover/best friend without having to resort to surrogates or awkward consorts.
-At first they're like hell yeah we get to have sex twice a day to make this baby, Iggy even scheduled fuck breaks for us. Two weeks later the novelty of fucking like bunnies has thoroughly worn off. "You can do it buddy" Prompto encourages Noct to finish; it does not help things along.
-Pregnancy hormones are wild. Prompto gross sobbing over his baby bump like "Noct you promised you wouldn't let me get fat again" with Noctis like "that is 100% baby belly you absolute waffle. calm down". Shockingly this does not work to calm Prompto down.
-Ignis dies a little inside every time he agrees to produce whatever monstrous combination of food Prompto's currently craving. Pickles and ice cream, whatever nightmare food combinations you can think of that would keep Ignis up at night.
-Intense confusion/discomfort around the Citadel when Crownsguard Argentum continues to wear his uniform despite zero part of it fitting over his belly. Nobody knows how to tell him to buy some fucking yoga pants.
-Gladio was old enough to remember a bit about his sister's birth and pregnancy. He slowly realizes that Noctis and Prompto are woefully unprepared for everything past 'we have sex to make a baby'. He is now obligated to help two idiots because nobody wants to lecture the King on "what the fuck do you think you're doing".
-Due date has come and gone, the baby won't come out. There's always the tried and tested 'have sex until it wants to come out'. Cue intense logistical sex problems, how do have sex with The Belly in the way.
I'd really love FTM trans Prompto who identifies as male the whole time, not ABO or Fem please! Also feel free to throw the OT4 Chocobros in there.
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Noctis/trans!Prompto make a royal baby
Date: 2017-08-04 10:06 pm (UTC)-At first they're like hell yeah we get to have sex twice a day to make this baby, Iggy even scheduled fuck breaks for us. Two weeks later the novelty of fucking like bunnies has thoroughly worn off. "You can do it buddy" Prompto encourages Noct to finish; it does not help things along.
-Pregnancy hormones are wild. Prompto gross sobbing over his baby bump like "Noct you promised you wouldn't let me get fat again" with Noctis like "that is 100% baby belly you absolute waffle. calm down". Shockingly this does not work to calm Prompto down.
-Ignis dies a little inside every time he agrees to produce whatever monstrous combination of food Prompto's currently craving. Pickles and ice cream, whatever nightmare food combinations you can think of that would keep Ignis up at night.
-Intense confusion/discomfort around the Citadel when Crownsguard Argentum continues to wear his uniform despite zero part of it fitting over his belly. Nobody knows how to tell him to buy some fucking yoga pants.
-Gladio was old enough to remember a bit about his sister's birth and pregnancy. He slowly realizes that Noctis and Prompto are woefully unprepared for everything past 'we have sex to make a baby'. He is now obligated to help two idiots because nobody wants to lecture the King on "what the fuck do you think you're doing".
-Due date has come and gone, the baby won't come out. There's always the tried and tested 'have sex until it wants to come out'. Cue intense logistical sex problems, how do have sex with The Belly in the way.
I'd really love FTM trans Prompto who identifies as male the whole time, not ABO or Fem please! Also feel free to throw the OT4 Chocobros in there.