Oh my god! THANK YOU!!!! Thank you *SO* much!!! I'm the OP and you've truly made my shitty week better! I wasn't expecting anything to come from my request in all honesty. I know this is a kink meme, and my request wasn't at all kinky or shippy. You are all kinds of awesome!

Only request I have as the OP is please keep it all gen bromancey. No shipping.