Okay, so from the game, Prompto crushes extremely easily and is super vocal and effusive about them. I would like Noct to suffer through his early crushes on, like, Ignis and Gladio and idk "wow Noct his majesty looked really cool on TV this morning" "noPE this conversation is OVER"

+Noct being vaguely jealous that Prompto never went on about HIM
++Noct remembers Prompto's gushing at awkward times like he's trying to train with Gladio and suddenly "abs of titan" just pops into his head and he drops his sword

just give me some of noct suffering because of his best friend's motherfucking endless thirst please