Nobody likes watching fantasy movies or TV shows with Noctis because its like watching CSI with a cop or House with a doctor - endless complaining about all the shit they get wrong. -Screaming "OMG warping does not work that way!" Every. Single. Time. Someone teleports. -Noctis giving a fucking lecture on Why Conjuring Living Things will not work. -He does this with fantasy books too. All of his English teachers hate him.
++++For father-son movie nights where they watch like Harry Potter or something together and kvetch over how magic does not work that way.
Gen, Noctis complaing about fantasy movies
Date: 2017-03-10 05:01 am (UTC)-Screaming "OMG warping does not work that way!" Every. Single. Time. Someone teleports.
-Noctis giving a fucking lecture on Why Conjuring Living Things will not work.
-He does this with fantasy books too. All of his English teachers hate him.
++++For father-son movie nights where they watch like Harry Potter or something together and kvetch over how magic does not work that way.